Create a clone generator that adds additional Dottores to the rail if activated. The moral dillema would be if you would activate it or not (activating it is morally correct)
Mrsunny071122026-01-03 15:29
Genius
Frigid-Kev2026-01-03 15:30
Trouble with the trolley eh?
imanrique2026-01-03 15:46
GOD I FUCKING HATED BREEZEBUILDER WHEN I WAS A KID BECAUSE OF THAT!
But you know who i HATED more?
"Will you escort me past those earthshapers?"
Karezi4132026-01-03 18:06
I didn't mind breezebuilder. UNTIL THEN. THEN I GOT TO MOCKING THE GUY BECAUSE I WAS SO SICK OF HIS STUPID VOICE.
Nah because i read that line and went 'oh damn which one was that' looked up earthshapers and now I'm full anger and hatred at that memory. I'm pretty sure I never finished that one until I grew up and got it on remastered. Even then it was STILL painful 😭
tooties092026-01-03 15:31
i would simply save everyone
Salter_KingofBorgors2026-01-03 15:49
Okay Shirou
AltairZero2026-01-03 15:53
Hey, that's hell you are walking into
AlienZak2026-01-03 19:15
Save everyone or no one?
Ok_Way_29112026-01-04 05:28
you save everyone by ending dottore
FlyingRencong2026-01-03 15:34
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING!!
kazez22026-01-04 00:59
My first thought, and when it happens "**FUCK YEAH!!!**"
TurboLover4272026-01-04 17:29
Beat me to it. 🤣
Environmental-Belt492026-01-03 15:37
Condition, the fiction
Gray_Tower2026-01-03 15:38
Nahida should've just done this to Dottore's segments smh
GoodCatReal2026-01-03 15:43
I lmaoed on this one
Inevitable_Ad_79442026-01-03 15:49
Astral Express gang if they locked tf in
Cream_Rabbit2026-01-03 16:17
Sunday: Oh hell no not again
Tough_Emphasis_18222026-01-03 17:08
He's already been railed by the Express so many times, I'll be surprised if he doesn't have permanent brain damage
A_bored_browser2026-01-03 17:22
In battle or…?
I_AM_YuTEM2026-01-03 17:38
Yes
Tough_Emphasis_18222026-01-03 18:00
Well I meaannn...
ChinaCorp2026-01-03 17:40
If he didn’t from getting hit by the Express he definitely got some from spending time with the crew
Luneward2026-01-08 21:15
It's threads like this that make me wish I had stuck with the game. Then I look back and realize it still seems too shallow for a turn based system, and the power creep to heck and back would definitely have turned me off of it.
RoyalJanissary2026-01-03 17:30
"Witness the will of the weak" ahh
Lign_Grant2026-01-03 17:56
Pom Pom: "Choo choo this motherf*cker!"
Hannyeojin2026-01-03 17:57
Tfw the train collapsed once it attempts to ram Irontomb
Aware-Pudding-27602026-01-29 23:19
That will the funniest yet coolest cameo ever is the astral express just crasg lands in teyvat. Ig that wouldn't happen since I heard HSR takes after the events of genshin impact in the timeline
Salter_KingofBorgors2026-01-03 15:49
Lol the really imported the Express?
SnakeTGK2026-01-03 16:16
Recreated with the assets
Salter_KingofBorgors2026-01-03 16:20
Wait seriously? It doesnt look patched together
A_bored_browser2026-01-03 17:22
It’s that good I guess
BobbyWibowo2026-01-04 10:47
Since you can resize the in-game assets, with quite a lot of freedom, detailing custom objects is just a lot more doable than you'd expect
On that note, we'll be able to resize creatures next patch too, and even give them custom AIs, exciting
Unfair_Ad_5982026-01-03 15:50
Why do I hear free bird playing?
Relatablename1232026-01-03 15:51
I think I understand the appeal of MW now. The actual platform is underwhelming, but it massively increases the meme potential and therefore advertising capability of the game.
Far-Law4112026-01-03 16:21
\>The actual platform is underwhelming
more like the western servers and creators are underwhelming
Puzzleheaded_Roll3202026-01-03 15:53
Best answer. Not because I like to kill as many people or anything, I just need more Dottores to die
Rare_Marionberry7822026-01-03 15:55
Lmao
TheLuiz2122026-01-03 16:00
sentinull082026-01-03 16:00
How did they get the astral express on board with this?
I_am_indisguise2026-01-03 17:55
Patching multiple assets together. It's not actually the train asset from HSR but multiple Genshin assets overlaps on each other
HermesPotentia2026-01-03 16:01
Trolley problem? Trolley solution!
Screamingforanswers2026-01-03 16:02
I immediately guessed it would be a "Multi-track drifting!" joke and it did not disappoint.
bacot692026-01-03 16:06
Lol, this is dank
bananapeeljazzy2026-01-03 16:09
The train is moving too fast, their deaths will be too painless
ambassinn2026-01-03 16:16
r/giveamouseacookie
Quarantined_box992026-01-03 16:23
DEJA VU
LettuceDramatic30672026-01-03 16:44
Dawg how bored are people with MW? 😭
FunBuilding27072026-01-03 17:26
More like Trolley Solution.
EnnuiYoshi2026-01-03 17:45
Spyro: first time?
PhontomDX2026-01-03 17:47
Wow
Pokefreaker-san2026-01-03 18:39
the only acceptable solution imo
AnthonyMM972026-01-03 18:58
I wish I had creativity but unfortunately I'm dumber than a rock.
Sensitive-Result72872026-01-03 19:09
Family
DottoresPet2026-01-03 19:27
Pathetic. Do people seriously have nothing better to do with their time?
DottoresPet2026-01-03 19:28
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Just_a_captain_III2026-01-04 01:44
You're just making it worst bro. This is harmless. You should know many dislike Dottore, and naturally they're memeing. It's not a big deal.
CantaloupeParking2392026-01-04 02:03
So if someone made this about _any_ other character, it would be okay and their fans cant get mad about it?
Just_a_captain_III2026-01-04 02:50
Naturally, they're fictional characters. Is what I'd like to say. But you need to understand that some, SOME, Genshin fans are googo gaga babies.
They see big evil man so they cope. By saying Dottore is uninteresting or typical. They waste their time making things like this cause Dottore hurt their 'precious' babies (Columbina, Collei via Bartabus or however you spell the name and The Wanderer.) Let's just ignore Rerir who actually tried to kill Columbina doesn't get as much hate.
So it's just something you have to get used to. Dottore will always have haters. Wasting effort on defending him on the main subreddit is pointless, as I've learned. People will just scour your profile and act like they're superior.
Imagine that, Genshin fans feeling superior to anyone. It's bad comedy. So ignore it.
CantaloupeParking2392026-01-04 03:16
Heh, I agree.
Genshin seems to be the first game/media for many players, and it shows. Also the nature of gacha and how it preys on inexperienced and lonely people, to get them attached to these characters, for some it can get unhealthy and it gets harder to separate fiction from reality, so the end result is this.
Lol even Lygus from HSR didnt get this much hate and he is pretty much worse than Dottore 🤣
Prestigious-Island-82026-01-04 04:49
https://imgur.com/a/ThrMxP1
Dang.
Arnimon2026-01-04 14:44
Jesus Christ.
h2odragon002026-01-03 19:54
Me: Well I would just go with the one with the most Dottores. More to kill.
Trolley: *multi-track drifting*
Me: BEST SOLUTION TO TROLLEY PROBLEM!!!
g0ngagax2026-01-03 20:13
Me when Dottore doesn't bring me a cold beer (we are in abusive relationship)
Guilty_Specialist_492026-01-03 20:42
lmfaoooo its dottore!!
QWERTYAF12412026-01-03 21:23
Noice. Where's the option to keep running them over without leaving lol?
ProffyJ2026-01-04 00:47
As a Collei enjoyer, is it really a problem if it's Dottore?
EienGem2026-01-04 02:18
My monitor almost showered in coffee.
DanniTiger2026-01-04 05:54
Haha yes 🤣🤣
FlinsFantasticFanny2026-01-04 06:14
Oh my god I wish I could award this
Can't stop laughing
UmTalDeSamukaBR2026-01-04 08:06
Does this trolley go to Tahiti?
Flair862026-01-04 08:06
Astral express jumpscare
OriginalYou92782026-01-05 23:31
"Trailblazer we found a stellaron hiding inside this man, go rail him"
Commentaires
But you know who i HATED more?
"Will you escort me past those earthshapers?"
Nah because i read that line and went 'oh damn which one was that' looked up earthshapers and now I'm full anger and hatred at that memory. I'm pretty sure I never finished that one until I grew up and got it on remastered. Even then it was STILL painful 😭
On that note, we'll be able to resize creatures next patch too, and even give them custom AIs, exciting
more like the western servers and creators are underwhelming
They see big evil man so they cope. By saying Dottore is uninteresting or typical. They waste their time making things like this cause Dottore hurt their 'precious' babies (Columbina, Collei via Bartabus or however you spell the name and The Wanderer.) Let's just ignore Rerir who actually tried to kill Columbina doesn't get as much hate.
So it's just something you have to get used to. Dottore will always have haters. Wasting effort on defending him on the main subreddit is pointless, as I've learned. People will just scour your profile and act like they're superior.
Imagine that, Genshin fans feeling superior to anyone. It's bad comedy. So ignore it.
Genshin seems to be the first game/media for many players, and it shows. Also the nature of gacha and how it preys on inexperienced and lonely people, to get them attached to these characters, for some it can get unhealthy and it gets harder to separate fiction from reality, so the end result is this.
Lol even Lygus from HSR didnt get this much hate and he is pretty much worse than Dottore 🤣
Dang.
Trolley: *multi-track drifting*
Me: BEST SOLUTION TO TROLLEY PROBLEM!!!
Can't stop laughing