Characters I think I'd beat in a fistfight fr fr

I'm a 74kilo 173cm ish. I have decent lower body strength but my upper is prolly a Lil just above average. I'm not ripe but not that inactive either. I've walked a kilometer almost on a daily basis. I've work with medium weight objects too though quite lower daily basis than moving

How about you?

Commentaires

Kurpikakurta2026-01-05 15:42

Who ate the fricking pixels

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 15:44

I did. And I'm being generous here 😤

Kurpikakurta2026-01-05 15:45

also tbh you are not beating (you are getting beat) wriothesly, diluc, mavuika, childe, cyno and ineffa. All of them are highly trained fighters and ineffa naturally has sturdiness of a robot even in a fist fight

stankyblumpkin2026-01-05 16:31

Wriothesley would whoop your ass to put it lightly

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 18:01

Obviously but I was in a hurry and put simple stuff but I know people will agree that yeah some of the high diff are being putting on lightly(that's how you say it right?)

But you can definitely agree that ALOT char aswell could be beaten in fistfight by us earth humans yeah?

Kurpikakurta2026-01-05 18:10

"Earth Humans" as in humans who are similarly trained in combat or sports and have a similar body build compared to whoever they are facing from genshin? Yeah. You, who are a bit above avarage and walks a kilometer daily? I doubt that is enough to face all the chars. I mean no offense but you saying you walk a kilometer is so funny because it doesnt add anything to your fighting ability. Nearly everyone walks a kilometer daily, if not more. I myself have 5 kilometer avarage.

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 18:21

> Nearly everyone walks a kilometer daily, if not more. I myself have 5 kilometer avarage.

You're not wrong😭. I guess my people nowadays never like walking that much. Seriously, a kilometer is ALOT for them somehow. Maybe because the infrastructure is kinda shit and not pedestrian friendly so we walk like the place was built like a glorified modernize rural 1900s.

So. Reasons I put "Earth Humans" because I also had a little interest in Arknights. Ring a bell? There's stuff on Earthling vs Terrans. Earth vs Terra and what not. So I, being a free will human decide what I want. What I want is also not clear. But I guess I decide to ask around "Yo you think earth humans, ancient, past and present are comparable to Teyvat's human in physical? Even the averages?" So yeah.

Neospanner2026-01-05 19:17

OP trying to game the fight by blinding the characters with low pixilation. Hard to see when the world is just a bunch of big, chunky cubes!

Glum_Economist_7752026-01-05 15:43

but can you beat high res characters?

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 15:44

As in?

Glum_Economist_7752026-01-05 15:51

bro why is the resolution so low???😭 this is gud but it will be better if the resolution in higher

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 16:33

Tomorrow is fucking cramp with plans😭. And I need some entertainment. ASAP

Obvious-Childhood9102026-01-05 15:44

Get a load of this guy lmao

You'd be lucky if you beat yaoyao

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 15:49

Watchu mean by that. What that bighead ass gonna do when she ain't got her pokey stick?

LanYanFan2026-01-05 15:54

You might best Yaoyao in a fight but your image editor or whatever you made this in sure bested you

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 18:02

Point taken😭

thwrlsgenshin2026-01-05 16:07

you realize she have a freaking ancient demigod as her master, right? One that is bestie with the CEO of GEO nonetheless.

Good luck 🤣

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 17:00

Thank you. Because this ain't bout her kungfu sifu. Just me and the little twat. 1 on 1. No help. No other way out.

thwrlsgenshin2026-01-05 18:38

thing is, you can't control what they do if you fight her. And if you're creating a scenario were you can, why not go for the extra mile and assume you can beat anyone in Teyvat? 🤣

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 18:49

God forbid a man want to fight a kid

Then-Network-68612026-01-05 15:45

I thought it was my internet ..

Anyways as a 170cm 53 kg woman I would probably lose to 99% of them

OriginCycle2026-01-05 15:47

I think you might be overestimating yourself a bit.. remember the visionless guy in Liyue who beat up a ruin guard? By default, all vision users are stronger than the average human.

Glum_Economist_7752026-01-05 15:57

jiangxue

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 16:07

The man. The myth. The legend.

Fisherman Xiangxue(that his name right? ).

Not all vision bearer tho. Remember the likes of Escoffier, Hu Tao, Furina.

Honestly that begs the question. How different is the average Teyvan's Humans(non vision wielding) to Earth's Humans

EstablishmentSea49952026-01-05 15:50

Yeah no.. you aint beating qiqi, she carried xiao on her back from freaking nowhere to baizhu. you will be lucky to even have a good hand with kachina, did you not see what she did to mualuani

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 16:32

Yknow what. You may be right on Qiqi, yknow a zombie and stuff. Her movement prolly erratic, if not that then she may be the most resilient corpse ever. There's no in between.

But for Kachina, I did see what she did. It even said in the Archon Quest itself. Luck, aswell as Trickery. You know damn well even without being in the frontline that being lucky plays a role in deciding weather you live or die. During the pilgrimage, Kachina display intelligence as part of fighting, sneaking on the bastards and they go bitchin on fairness. In the same patch Kachina fucking die even after beating the (insert how many pilgrimage) unkilled champion Mualani(I'm honestly surprise by how she was defeated. Maybe the abyss didn't do what Kachina did and Mua is just lucky her whole deployment).

All I'm saying is taking away her surprise advantage making her facing only hands. Just like those dude that egg on Kachina and even that COP referee during that seen agree. Trickery can help as long as it could but when that is gone. She may be in a pickle

SofM22026-01-05 15:55

He says he can beat a girl who has a Crabaletta (they summon when Furina is in danger), a ~500yo nurse with a huge syringe (you wouldn't get close) and a chef with a fork tail (that will knock you off before you can raise your first).

Anyone can dream, I guess.

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 16:57

Let's face it. Furina's personal cqc is shit even against common goons(I might be one). Fend off for herself with her body, easy win. Sigewinne may can handle giant needle. But can she handle these hands? Or did she even got hands on her own?

Honestly your Escoffier point is valid to a point. I think I may have trouble with Escoffier that I may need to feint, bait her tail and close in for the kill or just straight up taking the blow head on as I rush her which result in a draw or actual earth human high diff

UrGettingcooked09242026-01-05 16:02

Tf is this pixel shit and why is it approved wtf

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 16:58

I mean... This is reddit. And we're genshin player base. I doubt the average players wouldn't recognise them. And they're far below the simps and toxic fans.

missy202012026-01-05 16:15

Is this hand to hand combat only? If they can use their gadgets and talents, they're smoking all of us no matter what

Sayu and Kachina being harder to beat up than Kaveh gave me a good laugh, but it's probably true 😂

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 17:01

Yea. Just our body. I'm thinking for those with wings and tails should be included, because it's their body in the end. Unless it's Escoffier, idk bout her.

MofoPro2026-01-05 16:35

lmao

Thinking your big doesn't mean you can win a fight with people that fight daily , this reminds me of YouTube clowns that have been training for a little while thinking they can win boxing matches with regular people that have been doing it for years and end up getting their heads smashed in after a few minutes , your tiny

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 17:03

Nobody said I shouldn't 😝. But fr there's certainly at least a single digit number of people average earth humans can win in spite of high diff(actual high diff)

Clover-kun2026-01-05 16:40

Barbara herself said she can take on a bunch of Treasure Hoarders, and she's just a priestess with a Vision. You'd lose to every playable character, yes even Yaoyao

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 17:14

10 TH WITH SWORD AND VISION. Does nobody read the tittle? Illiterate community. Does she got them hands? Show me. Honestly Yaoyao is much more of a threat than Barbara hands on.

Sea-Entrepreneur23722026-01-05 17:30

Do you actually play the game? Barbara doesn't have a sword. She quite literally slaps enemies in her normal attack string.

Does it not count because she uses a vision? It's still her natural body and fists?

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 17:59

She isn't a sword user ingame. But in lore she has and had done that. The comment I replied to said she took on THs which is impressivr but she's using vision.

What I want is a fight with only her physical body alone. Which I'm pretty sure most will either actually mid diff and even low diff if I'm being generous

KaTsuMi26512026-01-05 16:59

Pure physical combat with no vision/weapons/black magic fuckery ? Maybe. And even then quite a few in the "Absolutely" tier would still kill you.

Fight them as they are ? Every single character in the "absolutely" tier would fuck you up 6 different ways. And I'm saying this as a 180cm 85kg guy.

Ain't no hands are big or fast enough against a spear. You do know Yaoyao studied martial arts under deadass an Adeptus, right ?

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 17:29

The first one chief. Pure physical prowess.

Now. Can you punt Yaoyao?

KaTsuMi26512026-01-06 04:29

IF (big if) she has the same biology as an Earth child, yes.

But this is the girl who fights slimes on a daily basis, taught cultivation (if you read wuxia you know what the weight of that word) by an Adeptus, and can wield a spear twice her size. So until there's a clearer comparison between a Teyvatian and an Earthling, I'd say 50-50.

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-06 06:24

Real. You have any other input for some of the rest of the absolutely category?

CryoStrange2026-01-05 17:04

My dude you can't defeat this many. Maybe except the physically weak ones like the kids, furina etc. Itto's punch literally roared through Chasm, you are not surviving that and he is not even the strongest of characters lol.

Dismal-Feedback-60152026-01-05 17:30

Well yeah. Anyway. How many do you think you can beat with just hands, no power no weapon.