What if phanes is just...dead
Imagine the Traveller goes through five more years of hoyo milking their story, only to reach celestia, defeats all 4 shades including the unknown God, and reach phanes' bed/sleeping station...only to find that they have been dead this whole time.
And the shades didn't know because they where scared of waking them up.
This is mostly a joke post, so don't kill me
*butt*
it came to me after counting the number of things that should have woken phanes up, like...
- Apep healing
- neuvilette getting his full power back
- the archons betraying him
- everything that's happening with dottore
- mavuika single handedly breaking his home defense system (the fake sky)
-everything that happend with capitano
- the tsaritsa collecting the gnosis
- rhine'fucking'dottir doing the fusion dance with the god of life
Am I missing anything?
*paimon floating in the distance menacingly*
Sooooo...ye phanes is dead, the tsaritsa's plan has no purpose, the abyss won. Traveller is the new god of everything.
and most of you haven't read the words under the picture, some of you might have but probably not all of it, thank you for reading if you did tho, byyyyyeeeeee 👋.
And the shades didn't know because they where scared of waking them up.
This is mostly a joke post, so don't kill me
*butt*
it came to me after counting the number of things that should have woken phanes up, like...
- Apep healing
- neuvilette getting his full power back
- the archons betraying him
- everything that's happening with dottore
- mavuika single handedly breaking his home defense system (the fake sky)
-everything that happend with capitano
- the tsaritsa collecting the gnosis
- rhine'fucking'dottir doing the fusion dance with the god of life
Am I missing anything?
*paimon floating in the distance menacingly*
Sooooo...ye phanes is dead, the tsaritsa's plan has no purpose, the abyss won. Traveller is the new god of everything.
and most of you haven't read the words under the picture, some of you might have but probably not all of it, thank you for reading if you did tho, byyyyyeeeeee 👋.
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Mondstadt in ruins, Liyue swallowed by the rising ocean, Inazuma a wasteland. It made me really sad.
With Gloomy Login screen etc.?
Thats an old AI edited Vid
So EoS is preeeettty far away, plus there are lobbies to force developers to give permanent playability to games after eos, i hope they pass
eos will happen when player count becomes so small that its no longer sustainable, unless they flop really hard this game is gonna last at least another 10 years
edit: and btw genshin has private servers, so even if they eos you can just host your own and replay it
Hoyoverse is still supporting Honkai 2 and 3, and Genshin is, comparatively, an *enormous* moneymaker. They've also rolled out Miliastra as a way to let Genshin compete with, say, Minecraft and Roblox for the long term tail.
Eventually, Genshin will slow down. Our Teyvat story will end, and something new will start that will make a lot of people very doomer about it. They might slow their roll on content updates and new characters, as they transition their attention to Genshin 2 or whatever their next major project is, but Genshin will last as long as hoyoverse does.
tldr Genshin is not going to EOS for a **long** time, barring nuclear war or other equally dramatic societal upheavals.
Game Preservation is more important now, especially with the recent news of Anthem's servers shutting down very soon.
Also still salty all we got was a broken statue of "Herrscher of The End" after she was teased and hyped since near the start of the story. No actual appearance or fight. Wouldn't be surprised if it was cut and they were trying to wrap up as fast as possible so they could release dependency of the original writers so they could focus on Star Rail.
Edit: IT JUST HIT 12.6 **TODAY**
Honestly I think Phanes might be further inside Teyvat somehow. Maybe inside or near Irminsul. It seems far safer than exposing itself in their weakened state to the abyss.
Maybe Teyvat is an egg and we are all just nutrients that Phanes will try to consume when they wake up so they can break the shell and survive in the hostile outside world.
I still have some traumatic memories of that patch. It was very very good, don’t get me wrong, but still.
Thats my theory now.
If their powers are essentially administrator tools for Teyvat, then a being like Phanes who doesn’t belong to Teyvat and hence isn’t affected by them can die.
Plus, shadows of a dead or long gone god isn’t exactly too wild of a concept. They could be traces of his power that still lingers in the world, and eventually even that will fade away.
Would they though?
But for the most part, the world seems to be going in the direction they want. The Abyss is being fought back, Humans/Humanity seems to be recovering and doing well, etc.
An easy way to explain why the Shades haven't really stepped in during certain big events (such as after the Throne being destroyed) is because they actually knew how it was going to turn out and didn't need to interfere.
Like the current situation with the Doctor. He might think he's succeeded and all, but maybe they already know how it's going to end for him... which would result in them not stepping in during the situation again.
2. Has a "divine" appearance
3. Similar sounding name
Hsr: march is the child of a memory god
Zzz: anby is soldier 0 / part of a clone army
Hi3rd: Kiana 'fucking' kaslana
And of course, Amphoreus is just Teyvat, because Hoyoverse is known for re-using themes multiple times in their games.
> But the world shall burn no more, for you shall ascend.
They've probably left Teyvat.
A few things in the story kind of lend the idea to this, such as titles. Normally King is reserved for a male but we have seen a few female characters also be called a King (Alice for example).
I thought it would be a cool twist to find out the traveler is one half of Phanes. It would mean Asmonday is more loyal than the other shades, which we kind of get from the story anyway. It would also solve part of the space ship issue where it clearly looks like it’s for one person, rather than two.
If Kevin turns out to be the secret ineffable name of god though I'm gonna be on the news
Everyone else started questioning after Dain brought the news just before Surtalogi cut the conversation short and said they need to rescue Ved right now before Dain even suggested anything.
He also told Rerir that he held no grudges for sentencing him and that he must be a great person if Dain called him too.
I should go to bed.
At most I can see him in a coma or some sort of temporary death that will allow Phanes to come back to life at full power.
Whereas Dottore on the other hand casually unzips the sky apart while calmly monologuing in the recent trailer?
He needs a descender that love his creation and want to preserve his garden of life, but every other descender failed to meet his criteria, and traveller also is looking for a home, the garden of flowers, they will meet at the journeys end
Imagine needing to explain to the entirety of teyvat that the reason you screwed them over was moot.
I know it's unlikely but imagine all six nations and nod krai are gonna jump snez and the abyss order for pulling all that bs over the years for what amounts to nothing.
for all we know all those things are bad but not urgent enough to wake him up and will just get added to the post nap to do list
like even with the throne destroyed Neuvillete still grants visions, maybe that's all phanes actually cares about
- There is civil war / conflict between the shades
- The 7 gnosis are collected by the tsaritsa to start the war against the divine
- The 3 moons are active again
- The sovereigns are on the move
- The Teyvat borders are collapsing
- The Hexenzirkel joins the war
- The sinners are on the move
- The archons join the war
I think it will executed like a countdown. When the countdown goes to zero it will be a big reveal.
Just imagine, just like in a MMO, where events lasts months.
Seventh months prior to ritual, the first trumpet can be heard, but faintly.
Then, every month, a new trumpet is added until the seventh month.
(Why seven ? Because, there are seven trumpets of the Apocalypse).
Would be so PEAK.
My crack head canon even from the years ago was that Phanes was the twins all along. Just how Nibelung went away and came back to be classified a different being (a descender) but corrupted, maybe phanes went out of teyvat, or got their memories disjointed with the abyss trying to protect teyvat - idk, they did *something*.. then somehow their consciousness split into the twins.
That’s why in the BSAM it says that their gender was androgynous. That could also maybe explain why the Abyss twin wants the Traveler to journey the world first ‘and then they will understand’. Maybe it’s to recoup all the memories of the land? Once the traveler does reach the ‘end of their journey’, maybe it could really be ‘the end’ because maybe they have to both die and/or merge their consciousnesses so they could ascend to become ‘Phanes’ again
And *if* Paimon was Asmoday, it could explain why she’s missing in the meeting of shades, and why they couldnt find her. The shades saying she’s ‘betrayed’ phanes for an unknown ‘entity’ which cannot be recorded in Irminsul. It’s because she’s attached to the Descender half of Phanes.
Perhaps Asmoday was with Phanes during the moment that caused them to go missing and asmoday to become Paimon. Then they both giga brained it so they would meet in the way they did and become friends despite having never met after they lost their memories. Maybe that’s why the shades are still a thing, despite the primordial one being missing. Because *teeechnically* theyre still in teyvat. Theyre just ‘alseep’ which could mean that theyre just waiting for the traveler to finish their journey, *and then* ‘phanes’ could ‘wake up’ again
Idk this could also explain why Paimon was called “Paimon” who in the ars goettia is the ‘follower of Lucifer’. Why is this mentioned? Because ‘Lucifer’ is also known as a *fallen Angel* who is also the ‘Prince of Hell’.
being a ‘Prince’ of a world where all of their subjects are all demons - to name a few: baal, barbatos, morax etc, then falling, or *descending* seemed to fit too well for me
But thats just head canon theory that a lot of people theorize too but i vehemently think this is what happened. I have no justification beyond this point tho lol
Edit: too many ‘idk’s lmao
But i mean at this point, we dont even know for sure what the power scaling of the HP is. He could be the creator of the universe too for all we know 😅 Lucifer is the one that seems more plausible and comes to mind more often for me because of Paimon mostly
In the 2nd caribert quest the abysm twin hinted at that.
Years of build-up to the story would fall apart. The notable factions, the Abyss Order and the Fatui, have something against the Heavenly Principles. If the Heavenly Principles had already died, then those factions lose meaning.
It’s been in the traveler’s character details from day one bro, whoever’s upstairs is at least mostly dead.
Now how about Paimon being HP reincarned or some echo of him?