A little disappointed by Columbina, by a retired player
(I haven’t played since skirk update, but I’ve tried to keep up with lore. Please correct me if I’d missed anything.)
I miss the uncanny, otherworldly being masquerading in the form of a not-all-there woman vibe she had. I missed when Bina was weird and uncanny and was like a biblically accurate angel who had this feeling of knowing more than she lets on and being playfully removed from the world and its struggles as if it was a game and she was above it all.
I’m also sad they playable-charactered (sanitized) her. I’ve noticed a lot of my favorite characters with the most complex stories, like Rerir or La Signora, didn’t fall into the massive appeal for gacha button. Why did they advertise her first in the Fatui just to be like “SIKE lol she’s too pure to stay.” Why did they make her whole color palette blue when in all the hoyofair art she was serving like black and pink gothic vampire/ demon/ false angel energy? What happened to this feeling of otherworldly power barely veiled and controlled behind a girlish, carefree facade? It was such a novel concept and I fear they just kinda stripped her down to another light blue playable woman who can do no wrong and is cute. Let women be WEIRD and UNSETTLING and COMPLEX. If you did it for Arle, it can’t be hard to do again! Can’t cute girls be complex too?
(Feel free to criticize me anywhere. These are just my observations from all the info I ever saw. Back before I quit, she was my most looked forward to character but I frankly would never want another blue curse girl. Zibai seems goated though I love how she seems to fit into lore from the one animation done earlier in the game’s history!)
I miss the uncanny, otherworldly being masquerading in the form of a not-all-there woman vibe she had. I missed when Bina was weird and uncanny and was like a biblically accurate angel who had this feeling of knowing more than she lets on and being playfully removed from the world and its struggles as if it was a game and she was above it all.
I’m also sad they playable-charactered (sanitized) her. I’ve noticed a lot of my favorite characters with the most complex stories, like Rerir or La Signora, didn’t fall into the massive appeal for gacha button. Why did they advertise her first in the Fatui just to be like “SIKE lol she’s too pure to stay.” Why did they make her whole color palette blue when in all the hoyofair art she was serving like black and pink gothic vampire/ demon/ false angel energy? What happened to this feeling of otherworldly power barely veiled and controlled behind a girlish, carefree facade? It was such a novel concept and I fear they just kinda stripped her down to another light blue playable woman who can do no wrong and is cute. Let women be WEIRD and UNSETTLING and COMPLEX. If you did it for Arle, it can’t be hard to do again! Can’t cute girls be complex too?
(Feel free to criticize me anywhere. These are just my observations from all the info I ever saw. Back before I quit, she was my most looked forward to character but I frankly would never want another blue curse girl. Zibai seems goated though I love how she seems to fit into lore from the one animation done earlier in the game’s history!)
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Turns out the girl is a god lmfao. No shit she's gonna be strong.
I will be more surprised if a god lands on the 10th spot
What makes you think anyone would be willing to show you any courtesy and breakdown 3 patches worth of lore if this is how you responded to people who did exactly what you said they could do?
It should have been obvious that the Damselette would be a damsel in distress, no?
The fact you mentioned hoyofair is so funny when everyone knows that's full of fan content and has absolutely nothing to do with actual lore
Columbina was never what you described people just made their own headcanons and then got mad when it wasn't real she was also not "too pure to stay in the fatui" she just wanted to go home and didn't wanna stay in a place where she felt she was only useful if she could do something if you did her quest or at least looked into it you would know that
Columbina is still weird and complex, but people overlook that now cause she didn't end up as a gothic vampire who wants everyone dead or something
Everything you mentioned was just headcanons made by fans. I understand why people who wanted her to be a much darker character are upset, but that isn't the fault of the game or writers.
It's the same problem with Capitiano, where is fans hyped him up so much that they thought he was basically the most powerful character in the story, and the actual information never implied he was anywhere near that strong.
That is all that happened here.
And you know why? Because we learned later that she had a close relationship with Signora.
There are many things to blame Hoyo for, but in this case, you are just being a dumbass.
She is still just as detached and in her own world as she was.
It's funny when you call her "just Aether's girlfriend of the month" and also admit you haven't even played any of the content that she appears in.
You went of off vibes and made your own interpretation and then acted like hoyoverse retconned her lmao 😭
>The reason I quit this game is we haven’t had any complex female characters since Furina.
Bro or Sis, Nefer, Arlecchino, Xilonen, Sandrone and Chasca exist. Nefer is arguably one of the playable chars that has done the most evil things. (NOT saying she is the most evil though)
How can you miss something you never had?
Before Nod-Krai the only lore that explicitly referenced Columbina were a few voicelines from the other playable Fatui that didn't really suggest she was some dark, eldritch being. And the Lazzo trailer where she spends most of it singing while she mourns Signora and a few lines at the end where she just sounds like a quiet girl curious about what Dottore's up to. That's it.
Or.. you know.. perhaps people simply DISAGREE WITH YOU lol. And that's without considering that you didn't even know what you're talking about in you post lol. What's "piss poor" to you might be amazing to others, you do not hold the true opinions.
> Y’all take whatever you are given as long as it’s cute.
And that's a problem because...??
The Columbina you miss never existed, sorry kid
The what now?? Are you talking about fan arts and theories or something?
>I’m also sad they playable-charactered (sanitized) her.
As opposed to... what? We literally didn't know shit about her until Nod Krai lol.
>Why did they advertise her first in the Fatui just to be like “SIKE lol she’s too pure to stay.”
Probably to establish that the Fatui ISN'T some cartoonishly evil villain club? Columbina leaving the fatui shows that the harbingers have CHARACTER to them and personal motives and goals etc instead of just being numbers that we beat on our way.
>Why did they make her whole color palette blue
She still has purple hair? Is there something wrong with blue?
>Let women be WEIRD and UNSETTLING and COMPLEX
She is all of those things lol (at least when we first meet her). She is definitely not "normal".
>Can’t cute girls be complex too?
The irony of this statement is quite hilarious lol.
this is the fandom's number one problem with anything spanning from leaked concept arts to popular headcanons popularized to the point of being "canonized" and feeling betrayed when information provided later proves otherwise.
damn yall so cooked. 💀💀💀💀💀
But columbina isn't XD. Why she's not is already all over the comment section so I don't have to.
The only teasers for Columbina prior to Luna I was her debut in the Harbinger video and dialogues from the playable Harbingers already in-game. She does nothing in the Harbinger video than sing over Signora's grave and stand alongside the other Harbingers. The dialogue from Arlecchino, Wanderer, and Tartaglia also mostly describe her as someone who knows more than they let on.
NONE OF THESE define her as a "otherworldly being" or a "biblically accurate angel". The only places that attributed these definitions to her are fan speculations of her character, not official media. You are basing your assumptions on attributes that never existed.
>God damn media literacy and discussion are dead
The only person here that's proved media literacy is dead is you. Everything you define Columbina as was never officially attributed to her in-game and official media. It's only dead for people that make their own assumptions and believe its the truth.
You also can't dismiss criticisms from other people and say discussion is dead just because you don't like it. Discussion is very much alive, proven by how many people have discussed how you are claiming there's a character assassination when the original version never existed.
>You will defend this company to the ends of the earth and it's wild
This discussion has nothing to do with defending/criticizing Hoyo. Just like how you made false assumptions about Columbina, you're making a false assumption that people who deconstruct your perception are doing it out of support for the company.
Get over yourself.
The columbina in the fatui trailer isn't even creepy at all. I rewatched it when the haters started complaining about retcon. She was just singing. Then someone brought up childe's voiceline about columbina being strong despite looking like that. Turns out, columbina is a god. She's ranked number 3 in a ranking system where you're judged by strength but all she does is sing all day. She's indeed gonna come out as creepy.
It's takes a lot of story to get her a little out of her shell. She mostly believes her interactions with people are transactional. She really is a sad character. Watch her cut scenes. She's still weird and complex, but maybe less unsettling than you imagined her to be.
All depictions of her design being all black and purple and her being a biblical angels which were fan headcannons. And there is nothing wrong with those (hell I was following into them too) but nothing in the canon supported Columbina actually being that way. So you cannot say you "miss how weird and uncanny Bina was" because she was never that.
*Loads gun upon a critique*
The Hoyofair stuff is *fanmade*. The content isn't made by Hoyo. The content is not directed by Hoyo. Fans come up with their own ideas and Hoyofair is just a way to showcase their work.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cf80lpl9AyU&list=RDcf80lpl9AyU&start_radio=1&pp=ygUSaG95b2ZhaXIgY29sdW1iaW5hoAcB
I literally had no idea Hoyofair isn’t canon and I don’t think as a consumer I should be blamed for believe being media officially endorsed by the company is mainline. Jesus Christ
Even at the very end, you still try to find a way to blame someone else for thinking fan content is canon instead of admitting you messed up.
So childish
The same comp video has characters running around using guns, shopping, using a TV, driving cars, etc. OP can claim Columbina is supposed to be something she never was but thinks the other scenarios are fine? Lmao.
Like honestly all this but they still don't admit it was just their own fault for assuming things like cmon hoyofair? The one that has elemental warfare 💀
It's "endorsed" by the company as content for the fair and not something that's actually for the game
Official stuff always has the Hoyoverse logo on it and is always on official Hoyoverse accounts.
This is obvious.
>I don't think as a consumer I should be blamed for believe being media officially endorsed by the company is mainline
No, you should be.
HoyoFair content is OBVIOUSLY non-canonical to people who have a functioning brain or the ability to think for 10 seconds or less. The title of the video released by Hoyo that contains the video you say is where you got your knowledge literally contains the words "Fan Art". Are you also going to say that Eula and Amber were employees of Pizza Hut cause Hoyo had a collab with them? Are you also going to say that Jean and Klee drink Happy Lemon cause there's artwork of them holding Happy Lemon drinks?
From another comment, you are right. Media literacy is dead when people like you think supporting fan creations is an official definition of the character.
How are you going to say this and then starting insulting other people for being no-life fans and blaming Hoyo for your own shortcomings the moment you get any form of criticism?
Sucks to suck.