Imagine paying your lawyer in genshin constellations
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youarenotthatguybruh2026-01-09 21:37
Bro got his priorities straight
Faedwill2026-01-10 00:27
Not just priorities but also finances straight too. Had they been paid with real money, they'd have to set some aside for taxes. However, if lawyer OP had their client top-up their account as a gift, then they don't owe the IRS a single cent.
SwatpvpTD2026-01-10 00:59
Tax evasion in its finest form. Investing in a Chinese anime waifu game.
Asobimo2026-01-10 01:55
Fuck IRS
rW0HgFyxoJhYka2026-01-10 02:13
I mean, I'd like them to tax the rich ttho
Asobimo2026-01-10 02:27
Nah they are rich for a reason.
LokianEule2026-01-10 01:20
Technically gifts are taxable, but only if they exceed a certain threshold. As of 2025 its $19,000.
Rustyspottedcats2026-01-10 02:23
According to my math, the absolute most C6ing a 5\* character would cost is $2,316.60. This is assuming you lost every 50/50 possible, Capturing Radiance only activated when it was guaranteed, and you had to go to hard pity every time. So it's well below that threshold.
Abyssmaluser2026-01-10 02:59
That's actually.... Way cheaper than I thought it'd be? Wow
HybridTheory20002026-01-10 06:59
Still a bad financial decision. I believe that amount can get you a PS5, a Switch 2, and at least 10 new games from both platforms.
Treyspurlock2026-01-10 12:19
True but 2000 is a pretty unrealistic estimate, in fact the odds of getting a C6 within 500 are probably higher
even 500 is a huge amount of money though
Tinyzooseven2026-01-10 14:09
Or 64gb ram
sopunny2026-01-10 09:22
That's for a single character in a video game. Doesn't even include their sig. How much were you thinking?
SecretYogurtcloset572026-01-10 05:34
It usually costs me only 1000 to 1200$
MusouTensei2026-01-10 13:30
I thought all gifts were always taxable, just that the state look the other way (specially for individuals) because it is pointless, expensive and would make people angry if they chase small amounts.
We could just gift more often if that was the case...
LokianEule2026-01-10 13:48
Its exactly bc it would be obnoxious to chase small amounts that the IRS deems the first $19,000 as non-taxable: this is called the exclusion amount.
Yeah, if I could get people to pay in pulls I'd totally do it too
AksysCore2026-01-10 02:17
Maybe they can also add it to the list of pro bono cases they took because they technically did not receive even a single cent from this 😅
Most-Bad-91052026-01-10 04:50
Ahmm.hey can anyone of you help me with completing my quest , there are so many pleaseeeeeee
tumainistar2026-01-09 21:46
What the hell sure
Pokefreaker-san2026-01-09 21:53
Yanfei would be proud
Bluecoregamming2026-01-09 22:36
The case before us... is a strange and unprecedented one indeed.
RealMENwearPINK102026-01-10 02:38
Assuming the professor was indeed guilty as charged, then Kalpas would be too ☺🔥
>!Context for those not on the HI3 lore: Kalpas is the Flame-chaser of Decimation, and his whole stick is being a hot headed mass of anger, but only to a\*\*holes, people who sacrifice children, war criminals (himself included), mad scientists, and hypocrites. Is known to burst into flame with no heed to his own survivability when pissed off. Is actually sweet at heart. No one has seen his actual face past the mask and it tempts fans from all acrodd the world to this day!<
WanderingCollapse2026-01-10 08:03
Calling Kalpas a sweetheart is an overstatement. He's by no means a bad person, but I don't think he's capable of feeling affection or more positive feelings, he's too consumed by permanent anger. Even as he told Mei - he's not mad, but he's consumed by permanent rage.
walyterr2026-01-10 13:46
His ending slide shows he's great with kids and most events involving the Flamechasers (although these take place in a more peaceful timeline) show a lot of his caring side.
WanderingCollapse2026-01-10 14:34
He's not playing with these kids in that image, he's just carrying some boxes and the kids are running next to him. Besides, he has been shown to care for Elysia and Sakura. It's just that I doubt he would ever be able to properly show that.
Mana_Croissant2026-01-09 21:53
I mean if they won the case i am assuming the prof was probably guilty and deserved to lose their position. I doubt you can prove they deliberately failed someone without solid f ing evidence
Defenestratio2026-01-09 22:04
Eh, there was that trans teaching assistant that the right-wing threw such a hissy fit about recently that the university cut them that it's certainly possible they did nothing wrong. If this was a full tenured prof with significant research grants and no right wing outrage though? Yeah I've seen them sweep serious title 9 allegations under the rug for those guys
AKAFallow2026-01-09 22:07
That or the tweet is just making a joke about that recent case
ethvics2026-01-09 22:21
I have a feeling this is it, tbh.
Cocoatrice2026-01-09 22:11
Yes, but not necessarily. Law is not the same thing as justice or good. Law can protect evil or harass good and it happens all the time. Also "evidence" does not mean it's real proof of something happening. Do you know how many times people were wrongly accused and lost their life in prison for even like 20 years, then someone found new evidence and they were pardoned? And how many times someone was wrongly accused and *never* got justice? I don't really think of law as something really good. Of course, without law, we would have anarchy, but that doesn't mean that law is always right.
Hiphopapocalyptic2026-01-09 22:26
So this is how justice is done...
After-Syrup12902026-01-09 22:34
Something something Neuvilette and fontaine's quotes....
Like, even if we do see that neuvi is on the side of good, from fontaine, laws and how it works we know that it's also a very very very messed up place - there's only one nation where a section of population is so impoverished that it lives in a very large sewer... All in the pursuit of justice, since for 500 yrs too cus the weapon lores still mention fluevre cendre as a place to live as back as the narzissenkruez and jakobs time - which is centuries way back.
survivorr123_2026-01-09 23:47
its because fontaine is the only developed nation other than shneznaya (which i am 90% sure will also have poverty),
a large amount of poor/homeless people being in the city was not as common in medieval times, most poor people were in rural areas or servants/slaves
HumsterMKI2026-01-09 22:34
Always has been.
Ryuunoru2026-01-09 22:49
This is such a generic statement, it says nothing about the current case. Just because injustice can happen through the law, doesn't mean it did.
Petter17892026-01-09 22:55
It does, however, point out the fallacy of making assumptions about the truth of the matter based solely on how the case ended.
Cocoatrice2026-01-09 22:59
I don't know about "current" case, because I don't even know if that case happened. Just because someone made post about it on Reddit, doesn't mean it's true or not manipulated. And even if the case happened, we can't say anything about it, because how can we know which country, city it is in, which case it is.
I am replying to person who said that we can assume professor was guilty. But was he? Or did he just lost the case against him? Also lifetime teaching ban for something like this?
acart0052026-01-09 22:15
I had an asshole professor like that. Failed my first paper and then for the second I caught her red-handed when I grabbed a person who got an A and we did the work together and the papers and sourcing method was identical.
Immediately revised to a C+ when I told her to tell me precisely 'what's different exactly' and on the multiple choice final (which she could not stack any bullshit on) I missed 1 question out of 60. 99%. Real strange score spread to go from F to C+ to A+. Final score was B- as I recall.
Looking back I should have gone to the Dean and sent that bitch to the Shadow Realm and demanded a free A. But the look of disgust when she told me about that A+ was priceless, so there was that.
Dreadsbo2026-01-09 22:23
wtf do u have to do to make a college professor hate you?
acart0052026-01-09 22:31
I assume I pissed her off with a political opinion - it was a poly sci class and Im certain at some point we discussed politics and I had an opinion she didn't like.
Really no clue what I did so special to piss her off its been over 20 years but I hope she is rotting in hell. The best professors I had disagreed with me on many topics Im sure but when the true purpose of the course is to define an opinion and defend it, it doesnt matter whether you on the left or the right. What matters is understanding the source material and if asked for an opinion (they always did) to defend it intelligently.
My favorite one used to say he appreciated grading papers defending opinions he disagreed with because he liked to see the different ways people got to those opinions and defended them. Odd cat, very left-oriented politically in many topics but randomly not on others - good guy though.
LiDragonLo2026-01-09 23:35
Ngl, as long as someone is respectful to me, regardless of the convo topic, i'm respectful to them. Respect is a 2 way street
rW0HgFyxoJhYka2026-01-10 02:14
Teachers often see themslevs as better than students with the backing of actual power over them so yeah.
Rough world out there where half the people only get jobs because they want power or money, but dont care much about the profession.
LiDragonLo2026-01-10 02:16
depends on the teacher, i'm fortunate enough to not experience a teacher like this
GlitterDoomsday2026-01-10 04:53
I had one teacher in highschool try to accuse me of cheating on a test... didn't go very well and he begrudgingly gave me the max score. But he also gave an extra paper "just for those who needed it to pass" and since that wasn't my case I didn't do it... so imagine my surprise when my final grading was half of what should have been 🫠
Dude died in the following year and ngl I laughed; he was a bitter sickly bastard that had no business teaching.
TrumpChildOnahole2026-01-10 00:37
I've had a professor randomly hate me in an art class because I was shy and hid in the corner
TypicalTumbleweed102026-01-10 00:56
I hope you've come out of your shell since then and blossomed into your true self, TrumpChildOnahole 🥰
J_Clowth2026-01-10 01:11
On my class, someone got taken out of class because the called the professor "professor" instead of his full name. It was the first day of class and he didn't remember It because he said It once at the start of class nad no one said It since. The class was 4 hours long. Yeah...
And to clarify, calling them professor is really common in my country, so It made no sense.
katbelleinthedark2026-01-10 09:39
Usually just disagree with their opinion. When I was writing my thesis, I had a topic that my promotor was a specialist on, but I had a different approach and different opinions than her. She couldn't stand it.
So a week before submission deadline, she told me that my entire work was off-topic. And mind you, she was the coordinator for that thesis for 2 years straight, and I was sending her each new chapter for review as I wrote it.
I changed nothing in the text that was already written, got petty and just added another whole chapter and submitted it. Got A.
nofucksgiven_bitch2026-01-09 22:46
W pfp
LiDragonLo2026-01-09 23:36
Misaka is honestly my most hated chara in that franchise
Luneward2026-01-10 00:07
Depends. Though I suppose the BS that went down in Oklahoma recently is tainting my perception. I don't think the grifters that complained about the F on the paper actually expected the academic board to bow down and accept their demands. They were fishing for a lawsuit.
Its pretty easy actually. Just lie and then grift. And then publicly admit you didnt do the work and get away with it anyways.
panzerkampfwqgen2026-01-10 03:03
The case of a professor losing her job because the student was mad she got failed for writing a religious fanfic instead of the actual assignment comes to mind
naarcx2026-01-10 09:13
Unless the c6 Varessa was payment to lie and corroborate the plaintiff's story (Kalpas could just be a bribed witness and not necessarily the lawyer based on the wording in the post? In fact, it's likely not the lawyer since they referred to them as oomf's?)
Organic-Army-90462026-01-09 21:57
who said equivalent exchange had to be with money, anyway?
cartercr2026-01-09 21:59
I mean… that’s also with money to be fair!
SecondAegis2026-01-09 23:12
Indeed. You can also do it with funky circles and body parts
dead_is_death2026-01-09 21:57
Dang that's probably more than how much they would have originally gotten 😂
LaplaceZ2026-01-09 21:59
Propably more expensive than paying the actual legal fees /jk
Hojuma2026-01-10 09:00
I read that as the lawyer is paid in legal fees C6 Varesa is like a bonus if they win, like a tip.
MysticDragon00112026-01-09 21:59
Zyox if he locked tf in
RemoteDifficult65762026-01-09 22:24
Bro would even stall the case
fyrespyrit2026-01-09 23:00
"Ladies and gentlemen of the court. Before we start, I'd like to ask you to give your attention to this monitor here.
This is today's wordle, and I'd like to start today with some CREAM."
survivorr123_2026-01-09 23:50
imagine zy0x being hyped at new evidence as if it was a new anemo goblet
suki-suki-desu2026-01-10 02:30
What is my lawyer dawg, im going to jail 😭
LunarLoom212026-01-10 07:33
You got benched by your lawyer lil bro
suki-suki-desu2026-01-10 07:40
Zyox after stalling so hard i go from 3 months with probation to death penalty 🥀
roxasivolain902026-01-09 22:02
So a random thought... imagine if everything gets refunded..
Orphis_DxD2026-01-09 22:09
What happens when someone refunds? Does the account get negative primogems (the ones that were bought with crystals) or something?
Apart_Establishment72026-01-09 22:11
yes exactly this and if the the amount doesn't reach 0 again within a certain time span(basically meaning they want you to pay for it again, because there is no way you grind up all the primos within that time span) the account gets permanently banned
Kingpimpy2026-01-09 22:16
the thing is "certain timespan" can mean a lot
and the customer service would probably be able to help you and be more considerate with you if you give them evidence that someone scammed you
or at least i heard before that the timespan can be quite long in situations when you communicate decently
Apart_Establishment72026-01-09 22:17
yeah im not sure what time span it was anymore, because i never refunded anything, but i think its like 30 days.
Admirable-Food99422026-01-09 22:27
Last time someone posted -47000 they had 7 days.
Apart_Establishment72026-01-09 22:29
oh damn, thats rough
edit: i also just read that it depends on how much you owe them
Orphis_DxD2026-01-09 22:19
Did not know about the perma ban part. That's a scary thought.
SecretSpectre112026-01-09 23:10
Well if they had a prior agreement written in paper and they ARE a lawyer...
nomotyed2026-01-10 00:20
Or the lawyer could ask the client to put up substantial collateral money, then lawyer used own card to roll, process witnessed by client.
Then pay back or claim the difference between the collateral and actual money spent.
Ill_Somewhere_54012026-01-09 22:04
Were the damages also paid out in genesis crystals? I gotta see that MoS
Hiphopapocalyptic2026-01-09 22:28
They got it all from a single pull actually
Napoleonex2026-01-09 22:07
That could be more expensive than just paying off your lawyer normally
NightsLinu2026-01-09 23:22
Nah lawyers are expensive. This is actually quite cheap even if unlucky.
ChenMei272026-01-10 03:42
Even more cheap if they can get 7 copies in 1 ten pull 😂
exclamationmarks2026-01-10 02:50
Absolutely not.
Dulcedoll2026-01-10 06:34
Dude when I was a first-year biglaw attorney that knew absolutely nothing, I was still being billed out at $550/hr (and I think rates have gone up for juniors since). As a mid-level it's around $1k/hr.
PidoveEnjoyer2026-01-09 22:08
I tutored so many kids last month in preparation for Bina that at some point my joy of seeing kids learn and grow became a reward in itself, and Columbina would just be a cherry on top.
wwweeeiii2026-01-09 23:19
Wholesome Genshin moment
FractalSpaces2026-01-10 13:16
I read that as tortured instead of tutored
PidoveEnjoyer2026-01-10 14:22
My English grammar students would definitely agree with you
Artistic_Prior_71782026-01-09 22:19
This sounds like the most anime plot ever, and I hope it was true.
ellodees2026-01-09 22:21
I was dipping my toes back into Genshin since Lauma released, but it took getting Varesa for me to actually become invested again in playing.
She is making the game so fun again. Investing in C2 Xianyun for plunge Kazuha is paying off hugely lol
misanthropicirishman2026-01-09 22:30
I need to become a lawyer
Disturbing_Cheeto2026-01-09 22:37
I mean this is just a good thing overall
captainpyotr2026-01-09 22:38
Is this a reference to that other lawyer that won a case and got e6 evernight?
Aggravating_Dance6122026-01-10 02:09
It's the same person
Becoming a lawyer has really worked out for them
Frostgaurdian02026-01-09 22:45
Something kalpass would do.
Bluetooth_Speaker12026-01-09 22:46
The way i would take payment in the form of genshin iap or iap for this other game i like though smh
WolfySpice2026-01-09 22:59
A single C6 is very, very low compensation for actual legal work, unless it was just writing a letter.
seninn2026-01-09 23:04
IT'S JUSTICE O'CLOCK
Voice-of-Reason-23272026-01-09 23:24
That's an awesome way to play the game! 🥳
Blue_Rhapsody0042026-01-09 23:28
What's "oomf"?
Pollsmor2026-01-09 23:34
one of my friends
Blue_Rhapsody0042026-01-09 23:52
Thx
Cursed_line2026-01-09 23:30
If she didn't get r1 then you didn't do well enough
RubApprehensive25122026-01-09 23:30
Honestly, considering an average c6 is somewhere between 2-3k dollars. It might actually have been cheaper to do that than pay them the normal 100/hr rate. Assuming that it is in a 100/hr rate.
Emotional_Skin48252026-01-10 00:05
Average c6 is more around the 1k mark, with c6r5 being around the 2.5k mark (this has become lower with the "new" way weapon banner works).
pm_me_falcon_nudes2026-01-10 01:14
I don't know the conversion rate of your currency (USD?) to wishes, but your numbers look off.
C6 on average takes around 635 wishes. R5 on average is 433.
So you shouldn't need to more than double your currency needed to go from C6 to C6R5. The average number of wishes for C6R5 is 1067.
pm_me_falcon_nudes2026-01-10 01:09
> Honestly, considering an average c6 is somewhere between 2-3k dollars
You're off by a factor of 2.
The average number of wishes needed for a c6 is around 635.
cubangirl5372026-01-10 00:26
Will do taxes for C6 Skirk 😂/s
Sentinel102026-01-10 01:17
Would Yanfei be pleased or concerned? Lol
RhenalyrrVandor28192026-01-10 01:46
Hey, as long as it was discussed and consented as alternate payment.. XD
corecenite2026-01-10 02:00
This reached popular front page mind you
Ell1ot_02026-01-10 02:29
Damn I should become a lawyer
caneuknot2026-01-10 03:08
pls someone tell me that u guys get the reference
Derpywurmpie2026-01-10 03:16
If it works it works I guess
Bekwnn2026-01-10 04:08
Plot twist: the Professor was actually just a TA and it was at the University of Oklahoma.
TernaryTomcat342026-01-10 04:32
Wasnt there a case where a lawyer couldnt stop thinking about pulling evernight so their client ended up paying for an E6 evernight
KeyMore94222026-01-10 04:39
could get really expensive tho, depending on how many constellations, but could be cheaper
newaccwhois2026-01-10 05:14
If it took more than just a formal complaint letter against the professor to win then this is so cheap by lawyer standards lol
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even 500 is a huge amount of money though
We could just gift more often if that was the case...
https://www.irs.gov/businesses/small-businesses-self-employed/frequently-asked-questions-on-gift-taxes
>!Context for those not on the HI3 lore: Kalpas is the Flame-chaser of Decimation, and his whole stick is being a hot headed mass of anger, but only to a\*\*holes, people who sacrifice children, war criminals (himself included), mad scientists, and hypocrites. Is known to burst into flame with no heed to his own survivability when pissed off. Is actually sweet at heart. No one has seen his actual face past the mask and it tempts fans from all acrodd the world to this day!<
Like, even if we do see that neuvi is on the side of good, from fontaine, laws and how it works we know that it's also a very very very messed up place - there's only one nation where a section of population is so impoverished that it lives in a very large sewer... All in the pursuit of justice, since for 500 yrs too cus the weapon lores still mention fluevre cendre as a place to live as back as the narzissenkruez and jakobs time - which is centuries way back.
a large amount of poor/homeless people being in the city was not as common in medieval times, most poor people were in rural areas or servants/slaves
I am replying to person who said that we can assume professor was guilty. But was he? Or did he just lost the case against him? Also lifetime teaching ban for something like this?
Immediately revised to a C+ when I told her to tell me precisely 'what's different exactly' and on the multiple choice final (which she could not stack any bullshit on) I missed 1 question out of 60. 99%. Real strange score spread to go from F to C+ to A+. Final score was B- as I recall.
Looking back I should have gone to the Dean and sent that bitch to the Shadow Realm and demanded a free A. But the look of disgust when she told me about that A+ was priceless, so there was that.
Really no clue what I did so special to piss her off its been over 20 years but I hope she is rotting in hell. The best professors I had disagreed with me on many topics Im sure but when the true purpose of the course is to define an opinion and defend it, it doesnt matter whether you on the left or the right. What matters is understanding the source material and if asked for an opinion (they always did) to defend it intelligently.
My favorite one used to say he appreciated grading papers defending opinions he disagreed with because he liked to see the different ways people got to those opinions and defended them. Odd cat, very left-oriented politically in many topics but randomly not on others - good guy though.
Rough world out there where half the people only get jobs because they want power or money, but dont care much about the profession.
Dude died in the following year and ngl I laughed; he was a bitter sickly bastard that had no business teaching.
And to clarify, calling them professor is really common in my country, so It made no sense.
So a week before submission deadline, she told me that my entire work was off-topic. And mind you, she was the coordinator for that thesis for 2 years straight, and I was sending her each new chapter for review as I wrote it.
I changed nothing in the text that was already written, got petty and just added another whole chapter and submitted it. Got A.
Its pretty easy actually. Just lie and then grift. And then publicly admit you didnt do the work and get away with it anyways.
This is today's wordle, and I'd like to start today with some CREAM."
and the customer service would probably be able to help you and be more considerate with you if you give them evidence that someone scammed you
or at least i heard before that the timespan can be quite long in situations when you communicate decently
edit: i also just read that it depends on how much you owe them
Then pay back or claim the difference between the collateral and actual money spent.
She is making the game so fun again. Investing in C2 Xianyun for plunge Kazuha is paying off hugely lol
Becoming a lawyer has really worked out for them
C6 on average takes around 635 wishes. R5 on average is 433.
So you shouldn't need to more than double your currency needed to go from C6 to C6R5. The average number of wishes for C6R5 is 1067.
You're off by a factor of 2.
The average number of wishes needed for a c6 is around 635.