I just sacrificed my right nut for Columbina

I have sacrificed my right nut for Columbina to come home…All jokes aside this timing kind of sucks as I’m going through this surgery around her release, but making a joke out of it makes it “easier” to deal with I suppose.

Unfortunately I only have about 40 pulls with 9 pity (and 50/50) 😭, I tried to grind as much as I had time to before going into all of this but I only managed about 40 pulls. Not sure how many primos/wishes we’ll be getting on update

Maybe the organ sacrifice will give me luck (cope)

Commentaires

ZargothraxTheLord2026-01-13 16:12

Can we say that nut is now *busted*?

Cold-Fall2026-01-13 16:19

New post title >!"I bust my nut to Columbina"!<

_deadJapanese2026-01-13 16:23

wild

Cream_Rabbit2026-01-13 16:43

Ineffa these jokes

ValKnight092026-01-13 17:01

Cyno more

Leo_Justice2026-01-13 17:17

These jokes are Nefer gonna stop!

Vusdruv2026-01-13 17:25

Aino way

ChibiJaneDoe2026-01-13 17:28

r/ThanksCyno

Master-Bottle3412026-01-13 17:11

Omfg stop Varkaing Denji

pragmatic_oyster2026-01-13 16:12

well, think about it, with a single nut left 50/50 isn't a thing anymore

petyrlabenov2026-01-13 16:52

if he giveth up the second nut that’ll be a C6 with no 50/50s lost

99yks2026-01-13 16:17

Denji is that u?

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:33

Lmaoo

Zypharium2026-01-13 16:17

I wish you the best. A good operation and fast recovery! You will have enough time to at least take a chance.

Appropriate_Gate11292026-01-13 16:18

What would Makima say?

kifune892026-01-13 16:20

Tsaritsa also appears soon you gonna sacrifice the other nuts ?

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:36

She’s gotta be worth it

ComplaintPlus31732026-01-13 16:59

other nuts? how many do you think he has lol

notolo6322026-01-13 17:37

They didn't specify who the nuts belong to tho

TrashySheep2026-01-13 16:22

Did they install that catheter in the ER?

Where I work, they use this cheap makeshift thing to make it hold while we put Acrylic Dressing once you're in the standard post-op unit. Probably cost-saving measure

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:34

I was in the hospital for surgery, they put it in just before I went to the operating room

Remote-Journalist9492026-01-13 16:25

o7 to your right nut.columbina will surely notice your sacrifice

jlead242026-01-13 16:26

Get well son brotha!

Swagmaster1432026-01-13 16:26

Why is it always the right nut ? 😭

qingskies2026-01-13 16:33

Would you rather it be the wrong nut?

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:38

The Moon Goddess demanded it

LalaluLapin2026-01-13 16:54

Because then there will only be one left.

No-Significance-93112026-01-13 17:42

🤣

Payascor2026-01-13 16:27

Ayy, we're only-left-nut-left-bros! Wishing you a swift and least possibly annoying recovery, and all the best of luck on your pulls for the nut goddess!

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:35

Ty!

OriginCycle2026-01-13 16:46

Nut goddess 😭😭😭

Payascor2026-01-13 16:56

On the next episode: Will she uncover the true nut or go nuts trapped between the two other nuts?

Master-Bottle3412026-01-13 17:13

Tf is nut bros😭

fatimabaig20052026-01-13 16:27

I hope you get well soon and get columbina at 9 pity.

BonanzaLad2026-01-13 16:28

Reminds me of the time I had my appendix removed a day before Eula's release banner.

Hoping for a speedy recovery OP! Good luck on your pulls!

Enough_Part_75322026-01-13 16:28

Hope you get well soon and get columbina

Malipit2026-01-13 16:29

That's a bit extreme...

You're... *nuts* :o

I'll see myself out

Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya2026-01-13 16:33

r/ThanksCyno

jello19902026-01-13 16:30

I feel like you should just whale for her, and consider it part of the hospital bill

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:35

Insurance would understand haha

TheWorstEvieEver2026-01-13 16:40

Update us on your pulls!!

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:41

I’ll try to!

SCP-1762-BOL2026-01-13 16:46

I hope your surgery went well without any complications!

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:52

Thank you 🙏

Inner_Skin_7982026-01-13 16:47

Hope you have a speedy recovery!

ThatOstrichGuy2026-01-13 16:47

A true king

String_Of_Death2026-01-13 16:49

What?

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:54

Yes

String_Of_Death2026-01-13 16:55

Well uh.. hope you get well, and columbina.

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:57

Thanks, wishing you luck on your pulls too

vncnwn2026-01-13 16:49

you have to do the left one too for it to work

Andrassa2026-01-13 16:50

Good luck gamer. And as always fuck cancer!

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:53

Good luck to you too, and F cancer!!

noskillz3162026-01-13 16:50

OP, pray for speedy recovery! Hope you get her!

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:52

Ty, wishing you luck as well

niceusername_ok2026-01-13 16:52

Yeah!
Gacha talkin’ trash like “bro you ain’t blessed,”
40 pulls broke, yeah I’m highly stressed.
Pity at nine, 50/50 scam,
Banner lookin’ at me like “damn that’s sad.”
Doc took one, game took my pride,
Lost a nut IRL just to still get denied.
Columbina if you don’t pull up, that’s foul play,
I paid the ultimate price—what more you want, Hoyoverse, say??
If she come home? I’m talkin’ big talk.
If not? I’m beefin’ with the wish button, chalk.
Gacha ain’t fair, yeah I learned that fact—
But I’m still pullin’ next patch. Run it back.

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 17:24

Lmao I’ve never seen this copy pasta before, gave me a chuckle

Icantw82026-01-13 16:52

Lost 3 50/50 in a row so I should guarantee Columbina from capturing radiance but Ineffa has no business running with her. 😫

aescepthicc2026-01-13 16:52

Wish you a swift recovery! And remember, there always will be a rerun, so you can safely focus and grind when you are in condition. Your health is the top priority

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:56

That’s true, though I do dislike the waiting for banners part 😭

LalaluLapin2026-01-13 16:53

My gacha luck got insanely good for a while after I had to get my gallbladder taken out. It is a removal of the dark forces at work in your body. Rebalances the humors and such.

Jokes aside, wishing you a quick and uncomplicated healing!

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:55

Thank you, and I’m hoping to be as lucky as you haha

NOOBweee2026-01-13 16:56

Sell that nut and buy primos from it

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 16:58

Wish I could, unfortunately it’s no good

suv-am2026-01-13 16:56

Thanks for the snack

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 17:13

What 😭

Pipysnip2026-01-13 16:57

It will take a miracle to pull her but focusing on your recovery will take precedence, good luck stranger on the internet

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 17:23

Thank you for the kind words, good luck to you too on your pulls

FunnyFruk2026-01-13 16:57

Bros rocket only has 1 blaster left.

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 17:14

Lmfao

GladCover15822026-01-13 16:59

Wishing you fast recovery, may the moon bless you

Long_Membership14012026-01-13 17:05

Did you like sell it or just nut one for colombina?

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 17:14

It was a ritual sacrifice, no monetary profit unfortunately 😔

AgentRedFoxs2026-01-13 17:05

Well if people say you're nuts, you can now say well I'm just a nut...

genshin_impact-2026-01-13 17:06

Was it the girl or boy nut🤔 this is very important as one may gift you columbkna, the other, 50/50 loss to diluc, even if youre guaranteed rn

genshin_impact-2026-01-13 17:08

Regardless, dw about the pulls, I heard the patch will give upwards from 80 to 100... though i do doubt its that much considering it looks smaller than 6.0/luna 1 and that gave over 100, but either way you should get enough!

Hope you're better in time to actually start the pull grind again

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 17:16

That’s good to hear, I should recover enough in a week and half or two

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 17:15

Boy nut, and I do not need any more Diluc’s pls 😭

genshin_impact-2026-01-13 17:16

What's that? 10 more Diluc's comin' your way, Boss!

Zeppo822026-01-13 17:09

And what about the wrong one? 😭

Rhidian12026-01-13 17:09

Was your sacrifice caused by testicular torsion? That’s the only thing I can think of that would require just one to be removed if its not dealt with in time.

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 17:19

It was testicular mass/cancer, I had pain for a few days and went to the ER for an ultrasound, and they saw a mass. Then I went to see a urologist and they recommended I take it out ASAP to prevent potential spread, even if it’s not determined to be cancer just yet.

Though the multiple tests I’ve done and symptoms I had are pointing to cancer 😔

tiagoremixv32026-01-13 17:12

I hear skirk can help you get a new one

Master-Bottle3412026-01-13 17:15

Erm is it okay for you to tell us what surgery you are actually going through. Its totally fine if you dont say. Best wishes hope you have a speedy recovery

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 17:22

Right Radical Orchiectomy. Urologist recommended I do this surgery to prevent potential cancer spread. The CT scan I did before surgery showed it hadn’t affected my lymph nodes yet, so it seems to be caught very early!

Master-Bottle3412026-01-13 17:24

Im glad it was caught early but best wishes.

tachyon_cs2026-01-13 17:25

tofuhime2026-01-13 17:49

Glad they caught it early! My mom had the female equivalent(breast). They did removal and checked her lymph nodes it hadnt spread. She had no chemo or radiation and she's been great past year and the half. I hope the same for you!

99cent-tea2026-01-13 17:50

I’m so damn glad for you that they caught it early, fuck cancer

Wishing you a speedy recovery, all the best 👌

A_T13220042026-01-13 17:16

...

Since the left one is now useless on its own, how about you sacrifice it and give me the money?

>!real talk tho, hope you get better!<

Hydrazolic2026-01-13 17:17

Good for you. I deleted my 5 star characters to make room for her.

Yuichiro_Bakura2026-01-13 17:23

Makes me wonder, if you donate your nut to someone else, is the kid yours or theirs?

molangie2026-01-13 17:24

Lol 😆 good to keep your spirits up! Wishing you speedy recovery!

Spiritual-Pie30002026-01-13 17:24

Big mistake, now you have one nut less to goon to Columbina
Jokes aside hope you get trough the surgery with no trouble

SF-UberMan2026-01-13 17:25

Get well soon!

0rtmo2026-01-13 17:26

Op what happened with your nut?

Terry_the_Fairy2026-01-13 17:30

Hope you get better bud! Are you able to recover for Columbina's banner?

Impressive_Court_7162026-01-13 17:31

I open reddit, I see genshin players post something weird.

Iihatepineapplepizza2026-01-13 17:32

We're getting a new map this version, so hopefully the pulls from that will be enough! Good luck

sp00ki3-rain2026-01-13 17:38

Thought this was about to beat $600 Furina but nope

John-Freedom2026-01-13 17:44

I wish you a speedy recovery comrade... the balls are a terrible thing to lose, even if it's just one

Rex_Lapis_2026-01-13 17:45

Broo not the right one.... The left one !!!! LEFT !!!!

SummydogUwU2026-01-13 17:45

Wellll 40 pulls and no nut is better than 12 pulls and no nut(im saying this as im a woman)
Jokes aside I hope you feel better soon

FallenAngelII2026-01-13 17:48

If you lose the 50/50, you'll have to sacrifice your left nut as well.

Hmmyousurebuddy2026-01-13 17:51

Jokes on you, I sacrificed my nuts since before I was conceived, therefore the Columbina-pulling-luck is mine!!

Jk tho, I hope the moon shines down upon you gently, OP.

Hmmyousurebuddy2026-01-13 17:51

Jokes on you, I sacrificed my nuts since before I was conceived, therefore the Columbina-pulling-luck is mine!!

Jk tho, I hope the moon shines down upon you gently, OP.

Hmmyousurebuddy2026-01-13 17:52

Jokes on you, I sacrificed my nuts since before I was conceived, therefore the Columbina-pulling-luck is mine!!

Jk tho, I hope the moon shines down upon you gently, OP.

StaticTacos2026-01-13 18:05

Well good news is we should get enough primos for you to at least hit pity once

King_Kaii002026-01-13 18:12

That's nuts!!

pronounclown2026-01-13 18:20

How do you fellas want something this badly yet fail to save for it???

tj22862026-01-13 18:23

Torsion?

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