Columbina has been watching us collecting her dookies this whole time.
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Fantastic_Stay80592026-01-14 07:01
her what?
DeAd_mAn_dAnCin2026-01-14 07:04
There's a meme going around that says Moonfall silvers are Columbina's shit
SomeAwakenedDude2026-01-14 08:18
ethereal woman having ethereal shit. Checks out
DeAd_mAn_dAnCin2026-01-14 08:23
Moon goddess shitting out little lumps of moon.
Khelthuzaad2026-01-14 08:53
Imagine people wearing your shit as jewelry.
It was an Ben 10 episode with aliens shitting gold :))
TwilightVulpine2026-01-14 19:40
Well, regular pearls are allergy scabs of sorts.
ezio452026-01-14 20:56
No wonder Nahida always told us to take a "break". She wanted to know if Traveler dookie had any value.
Apart_Routine27932026-01-14 10:12
Holy shit, in the most Literal sense
battleye92026-01-14 08:26
I thought it was her eggs
FlyingRencong2026-01-14 08:50
😮🤨
ChinAtsu692026-01-14 09:43
And the reason they didn't crack yet, is because they haven't been fertilized
TheKingCrimsonWorld2026-01-14 11:45
~~Kakyoin~~ Columbina, did you lay this egg?
Khelthuzaad2026-01-14 08:52
The SFW version suggests those are her tears
DeAd_mAn_dAnCin2026-01-14 08:55
Big fat shiny tears
Cocoatrice2026-01-14 09:03
It's obviously eggs, since she's a dove
DeAd_mAn_dAnCin2026-01-14 09:05
Nah man, we can't cook it so obviously it's not her eggs.
rW0HgFyxoJhYka2026-01-14 10:40
You have to fertilize it first for that to work.
DeAd_mAn_dAnCin2026-01-14 11:05
Bruh eggs are supposed to be eaten before they are fertilized
Jnliew2026-01-14 13:32
Tell that to some SEAsians countries like the Phillippines, Cambodia and Vietnam [who eats them](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_%28food%29?wprov=sfla1)
NormalChief2026-01-14 21:17
Its good stuff bro, lowkey missing out if you havent tried it.
ezio452026-01-14 20:57
A dove in harmony, living in a cave.
One day after dinner...
Burntoastedbutter2026-01-14 15:29
Her shit?! I've only seen the memes saying they are her EGGS!
Deshik22026-01-14 15:49
Nuance really is dead
Chef-Nasty2026-01-14 19:09
... For science?
TeddyBearToons2026-01-14 08:08
\-Bina is said to never leave Silvermoon Hall yet there is no toilet
\-Sandrone has said that Silvermoon Hall is a messy hovel yet the only clutter found there is moonfall silver
\-Moonfall silver is implied to be related or come from the moon, and Bina is the closest moon-related thing
\-Visible stink lines
Ergo, Moonfall silver is Bina's dookies
ashu07062026-01-14 08:53
And Lauma needs her dookies for Ascension???
Ecstatic-Source60012026-01-14 08:57
can you blame her?
DeAd_mAn_dAnCin2026-01-14 09:15
Well she is the Moon Priestess
Regulus2422026-01-14 10:27
Religion is weird
Anotheranh260792026-01-14 11:33
Lauma is still understandable, Nefer tho...
ezio452026-01-14 20:58
Getting rich on selling that shit.
kyuven872026-01-14 13:01
i mean, Christians symbolically eat the flesh and drink the blood of their savior. At least this is something that's SUPPOSED to come out under normal circumstances.
Vusdruv2026-01-15 04:08
I dunno, makes total sense to me
Xerolf2026-01-14 09:16
my headcannon was cumglobs in her gooncave but that works too.
Sibiq2026-01-14 11:39
r/BrandNewSentence
ThePotatoSandwich2026-01-14 12:11
no... no, sadly, this is not a new sentence as ive heard this all too many times before...
Xerolf2026-01-14 12:26
C~~ol~~umbina
clouddog-1112026-01-14 18:08
no one in my bloodline has ever read this before
Yuukiko_2026-01-14 09:25
What about that giant moon shaped object she lays on?
Apart_Routine27932026-01-14 10:12
Holy shit
EthanObi2026-01-14 23:36
Yes.
Longjumping_Plum_1332026-01-14 09:31
Reminds me of Lunar Silver Star Story & the dragon diamonds in it being Quark’s dragon shit.
bakahyl2026-01-14 18:29
Reminds me of lunar silver star story. The white dragon diamond that people trying to find in the first act and they were trying to sell afterwards, was just the white dragon's poop
Traditional_Detail_62026-01-15 15:03
Lunar-poop, it's a new reaction between Columbina and food
NightsLinu2026-01-14 07:02
I picked the plants at her place without it being used for anything lol
DeAd_mAn_dAnCin2026-01-14 07:14
Same here
Glimpal2026-01-14 07:03
Imagine if there's a secret dialogue if you've never picked a single moonfall silver from silvermoon hall
Stellarix_335503362026-01-14 13:15
would be awesome. I haven't picked a single thing from that place (no, not even the lunoculi) for the sake of leaving it exactly as it was when Columbina left. It *will* stay that way when she comes back.
ZeroFox752026-01-14 07:58
Well in my defense, I assumed you needed them. You can have all 200 of them back if you want
CrashCalamity2026-01-14 09:25
The parametric transformer. *It hungers.*
YujinRoisu2026-01-14 09:49
Lmao, I forgot that thing exists
TwilightVulpine2026-01-14 19:41
I always forget to use it.
NoteBlock082026-01-15 01:17
The best thing about the crystalfly catcher is that it comes with an alert when a week is up so I know to use the transformer again too!
AGamingGuy2026-01-14 22:46
i go full King Von when a new major patch comes so i typically just feed it the remains of my fallen enemies (that i have in excess)
Another_Castle7652026-01-14 10:42
FR
HumbleCatServant2026-01-14 21:44
Same. After all, her whole place is full of them, so surely this must mean that she ascends with them!
.... or not.
Harsh_15012026-01-14 22:01
Missed opportunity to use them as material for Columbina. I too, now have shitton of silver balls because I thought Columbina would need it
kidanokun2026-01-14 08:02
i thought it's about the farming stuff..
i stopped doing it ages ago
TheTayIor2026-01-14 08:04
>holds grudge about collecting rocks
>doesn‘t hold grudge about the death of her friend
casualgamerTX552026-01-14 08:28
We still don't know what she thinks of Ei... even if it was the bot who did it.
a-snakey2026-01-14 08:39
Hey man, we didnt kill her. Technically, Raiden Shogun did.
Yuukiko_2026-01-14 09:27
We challenged her knowing full well the loser dies
PH4N70M_Z0N32026-01-14 09:31
Yeah. And she lost. Fair and square.
Then_Following_64252026-01-14 10:09
And she accepted it knowing full well the loser dies.
And lost.
InvaderM33N2026-01-14 11:54
"All these tragic stories about the hubris of man are stupid. If it was me I'd win because I'm built different."
GraveXNull2026-01-14 16:23
I always wondered what qualified as a loss in the Shogun's eyes...
Like, she was knocked out of her Pyro witch form, but was still able to stand and even was willing to fight back against Raiden...but somehow the later decided "yeah, she lost, time to kill".
Then_Following_64252026-01-14 19:40
Yea that's true. I guess it was maybe the fact that she was forced to go into and be knocked out of her witch form without the traveler going down?
TwilightVulpine2026-01-14 19:46
I guess the Shogun rules by Technical Knockout standards, for safety.
Can't have they dying before they are killed.
00110001_001100102026-01-14 20:02
The Shogun can see HP bars and knew she lost,duh /s
ThePoetessOfLesbos2026-01-15 03:05
Besides, the Traveler was just an outlaw whose challenge had no authority against a diplomat. She could have easily laughed in their face and had the Shogun deal with it. Signora died because of her hubris.
Abedeus2026-01-14 11:25
And she attacked OUR friend (Venti) and stole his shit.
Crafty-Guarantee-6722026-01-14 17:37
and???
GetFiltered2026-01-14 19:20
It was a suicide with extra steps tbh.
casualgamerTX552026-01-14 08:26
Columbina should meet Nahida...
kuroisekai2026-01-15 01:15
She'd totally crash the next archon meeting.
Luster-Purge2026-01-15 02:26
Both of them would just talk shit about the Dottore the whole time.
Confident_River_35832026-01-14 08:30
The way she casually exposes us like she didn’t know the whole time after watching us collect everything, she really said I’ve been watching.
DeAd_mAn_dAnCin2026-01-14 08:32
She was looking at us even with her eyes closed.
Confident_River_35832026-01-14 08:42
Exactly...she really didn’t need to look.
Heimlickman2026-01-14 09:08
I've been clicking next for 2 hours!!!!Why is this story taking so long
Sent1nelTheLord2026-01-14 09:18
her what now
SenpaiMayNotice2026-01-14 10:08
I wonder what she says if someone didn't pick any shite orbs
DeAd_mAn_dAnCin2026-01-14 10:32
Well for that someone needs to either make a new account and pull for her, or we need to find a psycho who never picked the shiny object in the cave.
BooksBabiesAndCats2026-01-14 17:56
If I manage to pull her I'll finally take myself to that part of the quest and avoid touching the cave and let folks know
PinkHairedCoder2026-01-15 08:18
I could probably do it. I need to catch up and haven't done that part yet.
Abedeus2026-01-14 11:24
Generational grudge.
Dansegurale2026-01-14 13:30
I stole that. So she sent me Dehya to steal me back
4GRJ2026-01-14 13:40
Shiny ball
Zealousideal-Ad-84282026-01-14 14:25
Today I find out that there’s a meme about moonfall silver being her dookies 👍
MightyActionGaim2026-01-14 15:19
I can’t believe binabina would keep the receipt
Lordmaster3162026-01-14 17:28
God damnit
Good thing i only farmed 200 of those
At least i can use it on Lauma when i get her on rerun
H0nkH0nk012026-01-14 17:55
The Fact she's casually fine with the traveler picking up her feces to use for materials is funny here.
CrucialElement2026-01-14 23:35
Damn, wish I'd not got a single one so I could unlock the rare dialogue option!
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It was an Ben 10 episode with aliens shitting gold :))
One day after dinner...
\-Sandrone has said that Silvermoon Hall is a messy hovel yet the only clutter found there is moonfall silver
\-Moonfall silver is implied to be related or come from the moon, and Bina is the closest moon-related thing
\-Visible stink lines
Ergo, Moonfall silver is Bina's dookies
.... or not.
i stopped doing it ages ago
>doesn‘t hold grudge about the death of her friend
And lost.
Like, she was knocked out of her Pyro witch form, but was still able to stand and even was willing to fight back against Raiden...but somehow the later decided "yeah, she lost, time to kill".
Can't have they dying before they are killed.
Good thing i only farmed 200 of those
At least i can use it on Lauma when i get her on rerun