This is actually the worst archon quest yet
Rerir, remember him? Hes a good guy now😂😂 completely redeemed offscreen and good and new not like he wanted to murder us a day ago nope he’s completely forgiven for his genocide
Dottore? The evilest guy ever, so evil he deceived the tsaritsa and caused everything bad in teyvat to ever happen!! Let’s kill him to save princess columbina for aethers harem, no we’re not going to explain his motivations or remotely try to explain anything lol!!
You wanted to find out what happened to tholindis? Screw you! Here’s a date with columbina on the moon forget about any of the “lore” or “storyline” don’t you really wanna pull for Columbina, isn’t she so pretty ? You should pull for Columbina right now!! She totally loves you bro!
Dottore? The evilest guy ever, so evil he deceived the tsaritsa and caused everything bad in teyvat to ever happen!! Let’s kill him to save princess columbina for aethers harem, no we’re not going to explain his motivations or remotely try to explain anything lol!!
You wanted to find out what happened to tholindis? Screw you! Here’s a date with columbina on the moon forget about any of the “lore” or “storyline” don’t you really wanna pull for Columbina, isn’t she so pretty ? You should pull for Columbina right now!! She totally loves you bro!
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>!You heard Her Majesty, I always knew that fraud college dropout was a BUM TRAITOR!!<
>!The Tsaritsa decrees Zandork be excommunicated and shamed on an official basis across all nations..!<
We always knew Bumttore didn’t have any real rhyme or reason for being an evil bastard, he was just born that way. Dudes a power hungry sociopath, thought you Dottore glazers loved him for that.
Tholindis literally explained what happened to her. She wanted to “fix” things, but the moon gate killed her. She’s just a soul now. Maybe we’ll get more of her when Rerir returns, maybe we won’t. We’ll see if Hoyo wants to give those two idiot lovebirds a happy ending.