I need to be between these two. I can take them both.
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LivingASlothsLife2026-01-14 12:31
I have a solution.
Become their child, pretend you had a bad dream and sleep between them while they are in bed together.
That or get in Alice good side to convince them to let you be between them, these two are a bi sexuals dream scenario
Waste-Information-342026-01-14 16:32
Honestly all I need is Varka's big muscular hand to wrap his fingers my neck as he er... sheathes his sword into my scabbard... to polish it! Yeah that.
Nicole can just stay in the cuck chair.
Quiet-Fact2026-01-14 16:54
You are so real for this. 😂
But I agree. Though I would switch Nicole out for Neuvillette instead to be sandwich between or Wriothesley.
T-280_SCV2026-01-17 00:14
As a gay guy I’d swap Nicole for Wrio in a blink.
Quiet-Fact2026-01-17 00:58
Yes! Two muscular chests squished together.
As a straight girl. I want to see more of this.
More muscular Hoyo. Please... 😩
T-280_SCV2026-01-17 13:14
We just need Hoyo to be bold enough to give them shirtless beach outfits. 👀
Mnoyeet2026-01-14 12:46
mama y papa
keranta12026-01-14 12:51
In a fight, [right](https://imgur.com/a/Nixdq4b)?
Everyoneheresamoron2026-01-14 16:42
IN A FIGHT--- RIGHT?!?
TheMagicalHuy2026-01-14 17:54
No.
PidoveEnjoyer2026-01-14 17:16
No human is realistically standing a chance against these two in combat.
But if we take it the other way… at least OP has a fighting chance?
Vizard7542026-01-14 18:00
Saw the link and was preparing myself for the worst
Azul_Sciuridae2026-01-14 19:23
I want them to beat the crap outta me until im near death. Realized what they've done and hold me close. Whisper their sorries and show guilt for almost killing me as I slowly drift to sleep in both their arms.
Loros_Silvers2026-01-14 20:23
No, hoyo had to actively hold Varka away from Dottore to not solve the whole AQ before Columbina even returned... he could not take him in a fight.
Arctic_The_Hunter2026-01-14 13:15
Sexually, right?
…right?
YinuS_WinneR2026-01-14 13:21
From the chair.
mechanic-KING2026-01-14 13:32
Nah, you can watch. Thats the best i can do
CreamOk25192026-01-14 15:01
Something an R34 artist would say, probably
what42702026-01-14 18:37
Sitting on a cuck chair like Capitano
jesthingjester2026-01-15 00:27
WHY WOULD U SAY THAT 😭😭😭💔
TXENNT2026-01-14 20:31
CLM
Particular_Web32152026-01-14 13:35
Ok buddy
Luna_MariaHawke2026-01-14 13:36
In a fight, right?
Isk4nd4r_rd2026-01-14 14:13
I have a feeling Nicole will be his Escoffier isnt she? :( I really wish she will be some generalist support or subdps, not just pyro Escoffier for anemo Skirk becouse she has such a nice design and i dont plan on geting Varka.
JumpingCoconut2026-01-14 15:13
Durin is his Escoffier.
Varka Bennett Durin + any Anemo, for example Venti.
Isk4nd4r_rd2026-01-14 15:38
Watch Nicole be a better Benett that only works in swirl teams.
GodConcepts2026-01-14 16:45
Still a win, if we can free benette for other teams and be freed from circle impact
Orpalz2026-01-14 17:13
As a Chasca main this would bring me the utmost joy
Kingpimpy2026-01-14 18:55
im using harden thinking about it
EndItAlreadyFfs2026-01-14 20:36
Doubt it, they'd probably put element restriction like esco and skirk and it won't be worth losing vapes or melt on chasco
guylovesleep2026-01-14 21:27
I am getting hard thinking about it
Dyzinel2026-01-14 17:39
Considering Varka has the biggest base attack in the game, and will be using ATK goblet instead of Anemo because he does mixed damage, I'm pretty sure he won't really care much for Benny and will have TWO coffees. Namely, Durin and Nicole.
iguanacatgirl2026-01-14 19:34
Not anymore, it's now on par with mauvikas
Still, the Atk goblet already puta Atk buffs in a slightly worse position
Chucknasty_172026-01-14 16:28
I feel like she’s going to be more like Citlali, a sustain who also provides buffs. She’ll also probably have some passive central to her kit that only works when Hexari characters are in the party
Spectral_Amoeba2026-01-15 08:58
i also feel nicole might be the prelude support for alice (im coping)
SHTPST_Tianquan2026-01-14 15:12
Excuse me would you kindly tell me why you are in possession of a picture of my dad and mom
clouddog-1112026-01-14 18:20
they're your dad and mum but my daddy and mommy
Ilovetogame22026-01-14 15:23
They really do get along with each other. Nicole really enjoys teasing Varka.🤣
SlurpeeSlutty2026-01-14 15:31
i just want to observe the inevitable clash of aesthetics…
nanimeanswhat2026-01-14 16:12
We would see them making out if Hoyo weren't cowards 😔
crest_of_the_lord2026-01-15 04:37
It's only half that they are cowards and the other half is them taking precautions against getting murdered by the CN incelters.
a_boy_with_a_dream2026-01-14 16:15
You're 5 inch deep into Nicole but Varka is 20 inch inside you, do you move forward or backward?
Prior_Budget_57622026-01-14 17:20
both
zurihaaa2026-01-14 20:31
i vibrate violently
Matty1Ben2026-01-15 04:39
f just realize the implication hahaha
GraveXNull2026-01-14 16:15
You wanna be spit-roasted?
Chucknasty_172026-01-14 16:28
Nah you’re going to take them, you’ll have to withstand what they’ll do to you
Rough-Ad-49732026-01-14 16:53
Relatable. Who wouldn’t want to be sandwiched between Lumine and Aether? And looking this good
Dull-Veterinarian-592026-01-14 17:06
He is in a relationship with Lauma. And Lauma is also in a relationship with Nefer
brewstercafe2026-01-14 21:33
He's with Flins you mean
Notorik2026-01-14 17:06
I had the same thought today
External_Cucumber932026-01-14 17:08
in bed, right?
ApocaSCP_0012026-01-14 17:40
…in a fight, right?
_InFiNiTy162026-01-14 17:48
Hottest male and female character
Tron_bonneLoFi2026-01-14 18:19
I rather be between lauma and nefer. I think it's the first time a character tries to flirt so much in genshin.
Spectral_Amoeba2026-01-15 09:00
the amount of tension between the two is omg just kiss already
pronounclown2026-01-14 20:45
I swear u guys are competing over who comes up with the cringiest post.
Arnimon2026-01-15 00:05
Their chemistry was really great. Enjoyed the scene a lot.
this_is_too_muchh2026-01-15 02:17
Varka types always end up with Nicoles. But what they really needed was a Lauma.
crest_of_the_lord2026-01-15 04:31
When this scene popped up , I took in the moment and felt happy.
Like how Guys imagine their whole life with a girl up to their old age when she gives you a pure smile, I began to imagine Varka's and Nicole's life together and saw it as a peak ship.
nerd_reader_51592026-01-15 04:44
weird. I'd say she feel like a good grandmother
Demmitri2026-01-15 06:46
I'm bi and almost pass out, this was just too much for me. Thank Hoyo.
Commentaires
Become their child, pretend you had a bad dream and sleep between them while they are in bed together.
That or get in Alice good side to convince them to let you be between them, these two are a bi sexuals dream scenario
Nicole can just stay in the cuck chair.
But I agree. Though I would switch Nicole out for Neuvillette instead to be sandwich between or Wriothesley.
As a straight girl. I want to see more of this.
More muscular Hoyo. Please... 😩
But if we take it the other way… at least OP has a fighting chance?
…right?
Varka Bennett Durin + any Anemo, for example Venti.
Still, the Atk goblet already puta Atk buffs in a slightly worse position
Like how Guys imagine their whole life with a girl up to their old age when she gives you a pure smile, I began to imagine Varka's and Nicole's life together and saw it as a peak ship.
I don't care about what y'all think