3 months later

*inhale*
JUST BECAUSE IT'S LAUMA'S MATERIAL DOESN'T MEAN COLUMBINA CAN'T HAVE IT

IT'S FRICKING COLUMBINA'S EGGS!

Commentaires

babangelsin2026-01-15 09:44

Eggs?

I was under the impression that it was *something else*

Nuka-Crapola2026-01-15 10:05

That’s because people don’t remember Kok. We established pearls = eggs back in Watatsumi.

NeoLedah2026-01-15 11:21

THEY'RE HER SHITS

Asle902026-01-15 11:49

Hahahahaha

red8cangodye2026-01-15 11:51

So big?? She really hides it well

Vusdruv2026-01-15 12:09

Please, we're civilized people, we say dookies.

Organic-Army-90462026-01-15 12:46

dookies that nahida can-

Cold-Olive12492026-01-15 13:39

**Inserts Shaq Timeout meme**

Way_Moby2026-01-15 14:12

The proper term is “dook-dooks”

Khelthuzaad2026-01-15 12:21

Nah they are her tears

CoolGuyBabz2026-01-15 15:34

No wonder she was so weakened, she must've been using all her kuuvahki to push these out daily. It all makes sense now!

NeoLedah2026-01-15 17:41

>!You know what would've been humongously funny? When Bina reached the beginning of Time where the 3 original Moon Goddesses are imprisoned, if we saw more of these moon dropplets that would've pretty much confirmed that they're indeed moon goddess' poop lmao. Then again I guess they didn't have anything to eat there!<

vampzireael2026-01-15 11:39

Me too lol

blastcat42026-01-15 16:30

They're Lauma's reserve supply of breast implants!

External_Ad_30842026-01-16 07:26

Underrated comment lol

LivingASlothsLife2026-01-15 09:45

So on a scale of Sandrone getting rage baited by Columbina, to Rerir getting angry at his and Tholindis separation and going on a centuries long quest for vengeance, how mad are you rn?

Lordmaster3162026-01-15 09:53

I guess sandrone rage level

Rerir rage level is when i lost two times on weapon banner 3 years ago

Xion2192026-01-15 10:31

Lol for me Rerir level rage was the one time I actually pulled on Furinas weapon back you needed 3x to get it before it moved to one fate point and I had my 2 fate points and was literally supposed to get the mercy the next 10 pull and just to be Absolutely sure I had her weapon selected I went back to double check the points and at that moment dropped my controller and when I picked it up discovered it had selected to reset my fate points and I got yet another jade thing I dont need. Still pissed to this day >.>

New_Rook_Nook2026-01-15 11:11

I don't....think I've ever gotten rerir Enraraged. Think the closest was- Ah wait no i remember now,using Furina 50/50 first banner then later on losing Arlecchino 50/50 first banner. Though I think it was more Despair than rage. Which at that call me Junko Danganronpa fans

CherryLeafy1012026-01-15 21:48

My first 50/50 loss on Xiao's first banner to Keqing was my Rerir-level rage moment

Joyous_Tropical_172026-01-16 01:54

I lost to Keqing on Columbina banner while trying to get a 4 star. 🤣 Fortunately I got the 4 star, but Keqing is unbuilt right now

VritraReiRei2026-01-15 13:59

Instead of guessing why didn't you check leak sites that would post her materials? You only need a 4 day notice anyways.

ShatteredSpace_0012026-01-15 14:32

Oh you lost two times? You poor child…

Try six. 🫩

babangelsin2026-01-15 10:09

"Pulonia, sort by controversial"

Khelthuzaad2026-01-15 12:22

Let me tell you something about hate...

Alex24222026-01-15 15:24

Well, which one's higher?

LameLaYou2026-01-15 09:47

Think about it for a sec: why would she need something that she has in excess just lying around all over her abode?

Or that if she’s the Moon Goddess, why would she need more bits of moon?

Lordmaster3162026-01-15 09:54

Then somehow what she need is some grass/herb

JusticeBean2026-01-15 09:56

I mean, she doesn’t touch the ground at all, so she probably does need help touching grass

Lordmaster3162026-01-15 09:58

A new level of touching grass

Napoleonex2026-01-15 16:26

They got no grass on the moon it's made of cheese

LameLaYou2026-01-15 17:42

She has tasted Sandrone’s tea and she wants more

Siophecles2026-01-15 10:47

Then why would Lauma use them? She also has access to them in excess. Plenty of other character accession materials are things that the character would logically have easy access to.

Might as well say "Think about it for a sec: why would Venti need something he has in excess just lying around all over his abode? or that if he's the Anemo Archon, why would he need bits of Anemo?"

It's a pretty weak reason.

LameLaYou2026-01-15 10:55

That’s exactly what i would reason, why would the Anemo archon need more Anemo? Like if they were the master of the element why would they need more of that element?

No argument against the Lauma one though. I wasn’t trying to be serious here, it’s a fluff post after all.

PeterVN130320102026-01-15 12:39

is upgrading and ascending even canon?

fatyslayor2026-01-15 09:51

Here is the thing... Chicken don't eat their own eggs.... Others do.

Atque123456782026-01-15 10:13

Here is the thing, go break an egg in front of the chicken, it will eat all of it, including the shell.

Chickens dont care, they just eat.

floricel_1122026-01-15 12:16

And if you do it enough, they'll start breaking and eating the eggs themselves

ShikikanSpineal2026-01-15 10:19

They do

Cranesbill2026-01-15 10:29

Can confirm, they absolutely do.
If we skipped a day checking for eggs, chances are we'd find them cracked and eaten the next

floricel_1122026-01-15 12:15

They very much do. That usually means a lack of calcium in their diet

Moedwed2026-01-15 12:25

I saw a video of Chickens eating KFC so I think they'll eat their eggs too. But I get your point

Adventurous_Bother192026-01-15 13:02

they don't know it's a chicken. they don't even know the egg is an egg, for her it's just a thing, and if the mother instincts aren't there (the egg is not fertile) she will just eat it to regain the nutrients. raising a dead egg isn't the best thing to do in nature

Lordmaster3162026-01-15 09:56

The only cope i have is i'll just use it on Lauma's rerun

Bashtagg2026-01-15 10:00

She even trolls you about it when you talk to her in the teapot it's so funny 🤣

Cordellium2026-01-15 10:19

what does she say?

Bashtagg2026-01-15 10:27

She basically asks if she's free to pick flowers in your teapot the same way you did in silver moon hall lol

TetraNeuron2026-01-15 13:29

Also once you hit Friendship 6 in the teapot she starts mimicking >!Rooster!< swearing at >!Pantalone!<

CoolGuyBabz2026-01-15 15:32

Dawg she just came out, how the FUCK do you already have her friendship 6

TetraNeuron2026-01-15 15:34

Someone had them friendship 10 by spendin over 200 Fragile Resins

CoolGuyBabz2026-01-15 15:35

Goddamn, thats years worth of fragiles there

JohannesMarcus2026-01-16 00:41

It’s like finally letting all the shit out after being constipated for days

No-Independence44142026-01-19 07:58

I had her lv 5 friendship at the end of day 1 cause I used all my saved fragile resin with her in co op in the new artifacts domani, originally I wanted to keep them in case a new character with new mats drop (like a new boss) so I can farm faster but I enjoyed her so much and was so Happy that I got her that as soon as I got her to lv80 After doing the archon quest I went to use everything lol (Also had the max friendship exp in the teapot and didn't claim It before Columbina since all my other characters were already max friendship anyway, so I put her there and She got max friendship exp plus the double friendship exp from co op)

Korbiter2026-01-15 10:07

...so you're the one she's talking about, grabbing all that Moonsilver without her permission

Lordmaster3162026-01-15 10:13

I thought she don't see me

FlyingRencong2026-01-15 11:54

Did you see her eyes? They might be closed but they see more than you know

Lordmaster3162026-01-15 11:59

If she told me to stop but she didn't..she just kept singing

Organic-Army-90462026-01-15 12:47

*Dormi cara Columbula*

Pun692026-01-20 07:16

*O columbula mea~*

Barkan_652026-01-16 09:48

If you put her in the Serena pot and talk to her she ask if she can pick our flowers like we do in the silver moon hall

whencometscollide2026-01-15 10:15

Basically like when people farmed Sakura petals for Yae Miko only for her to use Sea Ganoderma.

ThePoetessOfLesbos2026-01-15 15:37

I’m still pissed, her shrine is surrounded by Sakura, her entire theme is sakura flowers, half of her art has her under Sakura treees…

And Yae Miko wants me to tread through water to harvest souls of dead children

eepy_princesss2026-01-16 00:07

Tbf that feels like something yae would canonically do

L4rgo1172026-01-16 04:56

We do a little trolling

RustingANDrotting2026-01-16 12:14

somethings never change

kidanokun2026-01-15 10:49

There's a reason she spat them out, she doesn't need them...

i mean, you're not going to eat your own poo, right?

Lordmaster3162026-01-15 10:58

Hmm that does make sense

Dark-Cloud6662026-01-15 10:56

If you get her in your teapot she asks if she can pick the plants you planted cause you kept collecting those in her cave.

Lordmaster3162026-01-15 10:57

Well too bad
I don't plant any

master089652026-01-15 11:07

I guess you are really MAD right now

Medyanka2026-01-15 11:08

Columbina in teapot called us out on regularly harvesting those orbs from her cave, wondering whether she is obliged to collect plants from our teapot too :D

No_Dust_16302026-01-15 11:16

Why would she need her own anxiety dookie to level up? She flushed it already, she doesnt want it back.

Raffatherare2026-01-15 17:33

How do you "flush" it?

There's no toilet nearby, wait does she uhh..even need to dook dook?

tiagoremixv32026-01-15 11:17

Those are Lauma's breast implants.

ExceedAccel2026-01-15 11:22

The moment Lauma and Nefer use the material you should have known Genshin never uses more than 2 characters same material in newer region

Kaiel14122026-01-15 11:29

it turns out its indeed her "moonfall"

even though she's not human, the bread she ate gotta go somewhere

_RTFL_2026-01-15 11:58

[She knows](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/1qcfdvi/she_knows/) that you've been [stealing her balls](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/1p82yee/live_reaction/)

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin\_Impact/comments/1qcfdvi/she\_knows/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/1qcfdvi/she_knows/)

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin\_Memepact/comments/1p82yee/live\_reaction/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/1p82yee/live_reaction/)

Lordmaster3162026-01-15 12:00

Well too bad i didn't plant anything

Myriad102026-01-15 12:03

Lauma and Nefer already need this for ascension it's already unlikely that another character will require this for ascension

Rare_Marionberry7822026-01-15 12:22

Columbina eggs 😶

SonicBoom5002026-01-15 12:32

Well, afaik or understand, new region means new characters take materials from there usually 😅

peppapony2026-01-15 12:34

At least both aren't too painful to harvest

rocketgrunt892026-01-15 13:22

shes uses slimes mats too... when was the last time anyone needed that?

rocketgrunt892026-01-15 13:23

shes uses slimes mats too... when was the last time anyone needed that?

Xc4lib3r2026-01-15 14:29

There's a reason why I check leak for next character to prefarm. It's easier knowing what to farm next.

eichitenshi2026-01-15 15:17

This is a repeat of everyone farming sakura blooms for Yae

blastcat42026-01-15 16:28

After finishing the new archon quests yesterday, I went back to Silvermoon Hall to resume doing Columbina's weekly interaction quest. I couldn't resist picking up those spheres again.

Seth-Phiroth2026-01-15 16:42

Bina: Here king, you dropped this *shows u a clown costume*

ItsWithAQsir2026-01-15 18:48

Bina in the distance doing the "Stop laughing Speed" face.

Domex1222026-01-15 19:18

if she makes them why would she need them?

ohoni2026-01-15 19:54

Would you eat your own eggs?

Lordmaster3162026-01-15 23:19

Chicken do eat their own eggs in certain situation

SilverIce3402026-01-15 20:24

She mentions the Moonfall Silver grind in teapot at least lol

BrandNewKitten2026-01-15 21:36

If you finish the AQ and gather all of the available mats from the new area it is enough to get her to level 80. Which is fine.

Bussy_Wrecker2026-01-15 21:46

Those are Columshita or Columpoopa

No-Pie47062026-01-15 22:03

We all are mad

MaeveOathrender2026-01-15 22:13

Duh, she would have already been level 90 months ago if that was her ascension mat.

hhhhhBan2026-01-15 23:01

Lauma's AND Nefer's materials. Two characters used this, means it won't be used again. This rule has rarely ever been broken, the biggest exceptions of Mondstadt and Liyue, but especially in Natlan it was 2 characters per specialty and that was it. Exactly why it wouldn't surprise me to see Trishirate being used in the future since only Sethos uses it.

Majulaz2026-01-16 01:23

Her freaky hovel is full of the damn things, why anyone would think she would want any more of them is beyond me

ProblemAntique95582026-01-16 02:08

Why are we all surprised? New characters always need new materials after a couple versions

Lenku2026-01-16 03:38

Why would she need them ascend, she already has loads of them in her hall

neat-NEAT2026-01-16 06:42

Meanwhile, they don't give us enough on the map to even 80 her... Lucky we get an extra 30 for the quest.

Background_Dot36922026-01-16 07:47

She also mocked us about it in the teapot lol

idkwhattodo64632026-01-16 09:46

Tbh I only collect them because

1) They are SHINY

2) It's round and smooth, and finally,

3) IT'S SHINY AF 🤣🤣

I guess I'm a crow in my last life 🤣

PumpkinRaccoon2026-01-16 12:23

If I remember correctly these are also the materials Nefer needs...I remember being happy I was done, only to get Nefer and having to go back to get more for her as well.

Torinozaur2026-01-16 15:13

IKR??? AND NOW EVERYONE'S FIGHTING OVER THERE STUPID FLOWERS OMFG

No-Pound57352026-01-19 12:06

Is this bait or are people still acting like it matters like at all

proxy19c2026-01-19 14:49

If this subreddit didn't ban fun, I would've shared a nice meme I saved, so try to imagine it, the image has Columbina with opened eyes staring at you and there's a text "I saw you stealing my balls, Traveller"

Absolute 🤚🕊️✋ funny