You missed the joke, look at the DPS number closely
DragonVvar_882026-01-18 00:50
🤣🤣🤣
FractalSpaces2026-01-18 02:40
I'm stupid and don't get the joke
ElKyu2026-01-18 02:45
Op did 130 million dps, not 130k dps
Dane-nii2026-01-18 04:42
dhcwsp, deals 130 million dps
Vendetta19472026-01-18 05:25
....but he is still above 100k :D
Yosoress2026-01-18 00:53
\*checks the caption
\*checks the number
\*sees the watermark
my brain... YES
EmYsss2026-01-18 00:56
On top of having all c6r5 characters, bro maxed out all their stats in that map
pzlama3332026-01-18 00:59
Well, the highest Skirk record starting with 0 energy in CN server damage testing dummy is around 141 million damage in 120 seconds, which is 1.17M per second.
J-_Mad2026-01-18 01:02
You realize op just popped 67mil in half a sec, right ?
Skylair952026-01-18 01:40
Well it's not really comparable. Skirk with full energy and full buff pressing her nuke burst compared to a team starting at 0 energy (so having to waste some time to get Furina and Oeshikito's wife to full energy AND getting fanfare stacks), not to mention that Skirk might have used her burst in dps mode instead.
>!And now after typing that, i'm wondering if it was really a fully buffed Skirk nuke. Considering it's dhcwsp and it's "only" 67M, i wouldn't be surprised if it was just a butt naked Skirk burst.!<
Things_Fall_Apart2026-01-18 02:41
You can adjust each characters personal numbers like crit rate, attack %, energy recharge, etc. You can tell they're changed by the red/green up/down arrows by DPS numbers. So it's more than just C6R5 power.
Oeshikito2026-01-18 03:00
Scrolling this thread and got jump scared by my username out of nowhere 😭
anihc32026-01-18 01:26
How much crit?
Yes
IambackinReddit2026-01-18 01:28
no its bad
Specific-Captain-9502026-01-18 03:12
Look at the dps number closely
HHtei2026-01-18 03:19
still bad
El_kakas_de_vakas2026-01-18 05:55
the year is 2036, Phanes was powercrept 4 years ago, Mavuika players have mastered quantum mechanics and discovered a new combo that’s hitting for 13,578% more dps than the last one, Neuvillette has his 33,550,336th wheelchair comp, Bennet is still irreplaceable, and Skirk is hitting 133M dps after Escoffier got buffed, but it’s not enough. She’s washed, even.
You watch the latest teaser for version 17.0, and you hear words that bring you to your knees:
"This will be a romantic story like none that has come before."
Truly, a doomed existence that of a hoyo player.
Maid_Calamitas2026-01-18 12:08
Is the year 2058, hoyo keeps teasing a playable Capitano in the return to Teyvat arc 300k years after the end
wholemealbread692026-01-18 12:29
Make this a copy pasta
thisbigdiamond2026-01-18 01:34
we aint beating the can't read allegations with these comments 🛐
sil3ntthunder2026-01-18 09:51
Why did he post under discussion tho?
Iihatepineapplepizza2026-01-18 01:53
terrible. get back to those artifact mines NOW
Strange-Tower51252026-01-18 01:54
Lmao this loser sets a watermark. Like "noo you won't make any content from this. I've spent maney".
Hahahhaha pff
Broad-Book53642026-01-18 03:14
Tf is wrong with you
FelonM3lon2026-01-18 03:19
Jealousy
SecretSpectre112026-01-18 01:55
I am doing 60k lmao
Livid-Effort-7942026-01-18 02:51
Same 😭😭😭
hotsauceattack2026-01-18 05:32
Yeah I'm fairly certain there's something wrong with the test dummy.
I can regularly clear endgame, which apparently needs higher dps than 60k. But all my teams hurt around that mark, maybe slightly higher, maybe lower.
I know there's the spiral abyss buffs you can add, but the damage still doesn't seem to match up against world bosses, local legends, weeklies, etc
ArvingNightwalker2026-01-18 06:04
In a very recent conversation I saw someone calculate that abyss 12 currently only requires like 55k dps (after buffs) as long as you’re not using a disadvantaged team, so maybe there is some truth to that.
hotsauceattack2026-01-18 06:11
I had a feeling something like that was the explanation
That also makes me feel better, I wish it was a bit more simple to calcate or discuss things like total damage, dps, dot, etc.
Negative-Slip52162026-01-18 07:09
The actual dps you need to do abyss is so much less than those sheet dps numbers we see.
There are a lot of assumptions in the sheets.
55k-70k is strong
80k-90k is very strong
100k+ is insane
Depends on matchups and enemies res and elemental aura.
NekoSoKawaii2026-01-18 13:40
almost any character, even qiqi, has a 70k team thanks to columbina ineffa. 100k is more like average while the best teams are around 150k (mainly nefer and flins wheelchair, skirk and mavuika slightly below). Just wanted to put the numbers in perspective a bit
Aromatic_Inspector892026-01-18 09:05
teams who deal 100k+ does not just clear endgame content, they do it fast with a lot of time to spare which is a huge difference.
VMelain2026-01-18 16:35
Do you have escoffier?
Raymond490902026-01-18 01:56
\*Sees the watermark
\*Sees the post title
\*Confusion
\*Sees the actual number
\*Ok that makes a lot more sense
LemmeDaisukete2026-01-18 12:10
Me: *sees number*
it's obviously edited
*Sees watermark*
Or is it?
*Dunnn*
lZ3ROl2026-01-18 02:31
No not at all. Let me test the rotation to be sure though 😗
Icy-Childhood-45872026-01-18 02:37
No not enough, Surtalogi would still tank this as if it was nothing.
TGLDylan2026-01-18 02:43
Am I missing some lore on who this guy is and why no one is surprised?
clouddog-1112026-01-18 02:50
huge whale who has a c6r5 of literally every character. right up there with esqpur
Beautiful-Sector51552026-01-18 06:58
not just a whale, also does many of the 4\* only clears for abyss and stygian onslaught
Steve_Cage2026-01-18 12:27
with 5\* weapons?
Beautiful-Sector51552026-01-18 12:35
He might use 5* weapons if the content is that hard but he usually scrapes by with just 4* weapons
Betterthan4chan2026-01-19 04:23
He likes doing 4 star weapons only. Matter of fact, he likes doing trio runs when possible too (ie: a team of 3 4 stars).
He used to consistently clear abyss with only 6 4-stars. But lately he's been forced to use 7.
Suniruki2026-01-19 12:53
once upon a time, he only had to use 4. Powercreep has hit him hard.
gyaruso2026-01-18 19:48
love esqpur
Dane-nii2026-01-18 04:43
Leviathan with skillz
UmbralNova_2026-01-18 04:50
OP is an absolute giga whale, but while there's memes about how giga whales don't need to play the game because "C6 5-star go brrrr", dhc is *genuinely* a contender for one of the best player in the game, he's just that damn skilled at the game, and all his characters have extremely good builds on top of that. He's also just chill in general and doesn't have an ego like most whales, he genuinely just likes messing around and having fun.
rW0HgFyxoJhYka2026-01-18 07:27
People are saying they are gigawhale.
That isn't half of it. This person consistently ranks top 20 players in the world. Out of like almost 300 million? That's how optimized their teams are and how well they can drive their gameplay.
Limeee_2026-01-18 08:38
Giga whale but also incredibly skilled at the game, does lots of 4 star only clears of content
MisedraN2026-01-18 02:44
bro my skirk has barely 75k
Mainly because i dont have Esco
My best team is Mavuika's with \~95K DPS ( Citlali C0R0, MAV C0R1, Bennet C6, Xilo C0R1) -
Second Best is Nefer's with \~93K DPS, ( Nefer C0R1, Lauma C1R0,Furina C0R0,Nahida C0R0)
Third best Neuvilette Team ( Furina, Neuv C0R1 , Kuki C6 , Nahida)
Both of those above i need to work on still, Mavuika has only 63 EM, Xilo is 70/80 with lvl 7 E and Sig at 70\\70 + i dont have Archaic Petra on her.
As for my Nefer team, My Nahida for 3 Years has a Dendro Dmg Goblet, i cant get a Deepwood EM Goblet for 3 Years.
Nefer Sig is at 80\\80 and my Lauma is at 80\\80 as well with lvl 7 E and Q
Edit: Ah just realised who posted this Lol
Away-Anything-37262026-01-18 02:57
bro is gay
Fit-Ad11152026-01-18 05:12
Yea
VariousComment69462026-01-18 07:13
No, must be 1 million
Own_Construction_9652026-01-18 08:21
*Sees the title, assumes 130k is less for skirk
*Sees the damage, looks like 130k at first glance.
* Goes into comments and wonders why are people shocked.
* Sees the damage and HOLY FUCK
Lorellya2026-01-18 08:25
are my balls tasty enough for you?
Somewanwan2026-01-18 09:29
Can you prebuff and burst to do this, or is it just burst without buffs?
Suspicious_Air33272026-01-18 12:58
Where to check this? I know it's a miliastra game but which one?
Suspicious_Air33272026-01-18 12:59
Where to check this? I know it's a miliastra game but which one?
Commentaires
\*checks the number
\*sees the watermark
my brain... YES
>!And now after typing that, i'm wondering if it was really a fully buffed Skirk nuke. Considering it's dhcwsp and it's "only" 67M, i wouldn't be surprised if it was just a butt naked Skirk burst.!<
Yes
You watch the latest teaser for version 17.0, and you hear words that bring you to your knees:
"This will be a romantic story like none that has come before."
Truly, a doomed existence that of a hoyo player.
Hahahhaha pff
I can regularly clear endgame, which apparently needs higher dps than 60k. But all my teams hurt around that mark, maybe slightly higher, maybe lower.
I know there's the spiral abyss buffs you can add, but the damage still doesn't seem to match up against world bosses, local legends, weeklies, etc
That also makes me feel better, I wish it was a bit more simple to calcate or discuss things like total damage, dps, dot, etc.
There are a lot of assumptions in the sheets.
55k-70k is strong
80k-90k is very strong
100k+ is insane
Depends on matchups and enemies res and elemental aura.
\*Sees the post title
\*Confusion
\*Sees the actual number
\*Ok that makes a lot more sense
it's obviously edited
*Sees watermark*
Or is it?
*Dunnn*
He used to consistently clear abyss with only 6 4-stars. But lately he's been forced to use 7.
That isn't half of it. This person consistently ranks top 20 players in the world. Out of like almost 300 million? That's how optimized their teams are and how well they can drive their gameplay.
Mainly because i dont have Esco
My best team is Mavuika's with \~95K DPS ( Citlali C0R0, MAV C0R1, Bennet C6, Xilo C0R1) -
Second Best is Nefer's with \~93K DPS, ( Nefer C0R1, Lauma C1R0,Furina C0R0,Nahida C0R0)
Third best Neuvilette Team ( Furina, Neuv C0R1 , Kuki C6 , Nahida)
Both of those above i need to work on still, Mavuika has only 63 EM, Xilo is 70/80 with lvl 7 E and Sig at 70\\70 + i dont have Archaic Petra on her.
As for my Nefer team, My Nahida for 3 Years has a Dendro Dmg Goblet, i cant get a Deepwood EM Goblet for 3 Years.
Nefer Sig is at 80\\80 and my Lauma is at 80\\80 as well with lvl 7 E and Q
Edit: Ah just realised who posted this Lol
*Sees the damage, looks like 130k at first glance.
* Goes into comments and wonders why are people shocked.
* Sees the damage and HOLY FUCK