Legendary Mondstadt Cavalry that Varka has been keeping as his secret MVP weapon for world saving shenanigans
SevenSwords77777772026-01-19 02:56
Varka: “Don’t worry, ~~love~~ everyone. The cavalry's here!”
The Cavalry:
guinaifen_enjoyer2026-01-19 03:08
Varka: “Heyyy Kaeya, I've got your number #1 horse here in all of Teyvat”
Kaeya: “We only had 1 horse bro”
Napoleonex2026-01-19 07:20
does Kaeya get to uhh...
multificionado2026-01-19 05:03
*cues the Brojack Horseman theme*. XD
arvalonz2026-01-19 02:26
Oh no, Irminsul dont know horse because there is no horse in Teyvat
So This is Dottore's first horse experiment
genshinimpactsz2026-01-19 02:27
Me: I hit him? Really?
d-the-luc2026-01-19 02:29
this skin really takes any form of seriousness this game has and just throws it out the window. like imagine facing the Heavenly Principle with this shit on💀
AT13132026-01-19 03:47
It's a rule.
Boss see's heavily armoured and optimized build enter the arena: Heh, easy.
Boss see's the goofiest look enter the arena: Deus misereatur nobis
The_OG_upgoat2026-01-19 03:50
Boss sees a guy running around naked: Oh hell naw.
gibwater2026-01-19 07:57
What about with a loincloth and a pot on their head?
ItsWithAQsir2026-01-20 01:37
Boss grits his teeth with tears in his eyes as he realizes he's about to be farmed for content.
Malixhous2026-01-19 11:06
Manekin: It's my asskicking outfit, b*tch.
Ishigami_Kirya_9172026-01-19 04:01
The more serious the story, the funnier it is when you see your MC in a goofy outfit. I mean, it worked for Baldur's Gate 3 and it's definitely funny here too
Cipher-DK2026-01-19 12:30
The Mem hat in HSR does wonders for everything serious.
Squildo2026-01-19 02:36
7 minutes. 7 minutes is all I can spare to horse around with you.
CanaKitty2026-01-19 02:36
We calling in the cavalry with this one! 🐴
Feedback-Monkey2026-01-19 02:38
Hey, look, a horse and a jackass.
ShikikanSpineal2026-01-19 02:42
Dottore questioning his life choices
Ubermus_Prime2026-01-19 02:45
"A being with power beyond your measly comprehension. Beyond all of our comprehension."
GasterBlaster20052026-01-19 02:49
Uma
lame2cool2026-01-19 02:51
*gets umapyoied into next weekly reset*
Vomisterium2026-01-19 03:18
Sit down, Dottore! The true god has graced you with his equine presence!
Far_Bobcat_70732026-01-19 03:28
Grandmaster Varka sends his regards
Hikari_Sword2026-01-19 03:59
That's nothing, you should some of the stuff FFXIV's heroes dress as.
AlienZak2026-01-19 16:03
Literally, nothing.
nomotyed2026-01-19 04:18
Back in the 2020s I was in a successful video game...
rosenongrata2026-01-19 04:20
“prepare to meet your maker!”
WaitingToBeTriggered2026-01-19 04:21
NIGHT BOMBER REGIMENT
vecvitus2026-01-19 04:49
Let me solo him.
Orangexboom2026-01-19 04:53
Why is this framed like the thousand yard stare meme and why is it so perfect
Confident_River_35832026-01-19 05:04
That moment when you’re confused,but the scene still feels oddly epic...
Cryogenx372026-01-19 05:30
You may have become a “God”, but this is the Year of the Horse.
leakmydata2026-01-19 05:41
Dottore: you know I can give you all MW outfit—
Traveler: I’ll do it
Utharion_2026-01-19 05:51
GOATED skin 🗣️🙌🔥🔥
Or should I say.. HORSED
h2odragon002026-01-19 06:13
Your DEATH, DOTTORE!!!
*Neighs in DESTRUCTION*
Asleep_Weekend42662026-01-19 06:31
Gold Ship.
**Run. if you can that is.**
Talithea2026-01-19 06:46
Dottore: "PREPARE TO DI-- What the hell is that"
Traveler: "Dottore, have you seen any horses, like at all."
Dottore: "No, at all. Wait..."
Traveler: "Like someone said "prepare to meat your doom" and snatched them? Well, that cause a imbalance in the irminsul. If even the idea of a horse cannot be present, Teyvat is not teyvating."
Dottore: "We need to call Columbina."
Civil-Ad29852026-01-19 06:46
The true Mondstadt Cavalry Captain
DontSayBlahh2026-01-19 07:42
Looking at that 1hp, i can tell dotorre's about to get his ass whopped horribly
Agreeable_Chart26442026-01-19 08:21
Dottore: "What's this?"
Us in Horsesuit: "This is the truth you're looking for, dropout"
Pichuka72026-01-19 08:26
Wake up honey, a new Bojack Horseman Intro has dropped!
Testsubject2762026-01-19 09:44
"So you've finally arrived- What the hell are you wearing?"
"IT'S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT [***BITCH!***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq1tN9jZI80&t=7s)"
Commentaires
The Cavalry:
Kaeya: “We only had 1 horse bro”
So This is Dottore's first horse experiment
Boss see's heavily armoured and optimized build enter the arena: Heh, easy.
Boss see's the goofiest look enter the arena: Deus misereatur nobis
Traveler: I’ll do it
Or should I say.. HORSED
*Neighs in DESTRUCTION*
**Run. if you can that is.**
Traveler: "Dottore, have you seen any horses, like at all."
Dottore: "No, at all. Wait..."
Traveler: "Like someone said "prepare to meat your doom" and snatched them? Well, that cause a imbalance in the irminsul. If even the idea of a horse cannot be present, Teyvat is not teyvating."
Dottore: "We need to call Columbina."
Us in Horsesuit: "This is the truth you're looking for, dropout"
"IT'S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT [***BITCH!***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq1tN9jZI80&t=7s)"