hi i'm kinda fat but it's okay i'll eventually lose weight
JAntaresN2026-01-25 21:58
It’s iight little bro, we all start somewhere. Just be consistent, and do it gradually.
Some-Local-63572026-01-25 21:37
mavuika better start counting her days
Richboyjoel2026-01-25 21:52
Mika the true god of war!
SentientShamrock2026-01-25 23:58
Yeah, she has to keep track of Xilonen's time off after she gets Mika's body lodged in the wheel of her bike.
crosborrow2026-01-26 01:44
Like her fertile days? Is she riding mika now?
CristevePeachFan2026-01-26 02:29
This isn't Okbuddygenshin
crosborrow2026-01-26 02:37
Sadly
OriginCycle2026-01-25 21:40
Well, lorewise Mavuika is actually Mika (it was foreshadowed in her name M-avu-ika), and since you can’t win against yourself, it’s a draw.
MyDreamsArentCanon2026-01-25 22:43
Mika is one of Mavuika’s Shades. She used to wear him over her eyes until she felt that he deserved to see the world with his own eyes.
RatWithoutKetchup2026-01-26 01:46
can't wait to meet the other shades, Avia, Vuka and Maia. Maybe by teaming up with them can Mika defeat Mavuika
Cheese-Gnelf2026-01-26 03:18
Avia betrays the other shades to join Navia
Healthy_Agent_1002026-01-26 03:26
Actually Navia is avia after inverting herself thus the N so her full name would be Negative-avia
imbusthul2026-01-26 05:00
We already met Vuka. And that is Chasca as Vuka is her Ancient Name.
RatWithoutKetchup2026-01-26 05:37
Aha, the plot thickens
Strakk0122026-01-26 06:29
Aha you say?
Darky_Raven2026-01-26 10:28
Oh, the fools...
Rex_Lapis_2026-01-25 21:43
Mika try to breath when it goes in
LetEdgeTheseLords-2026-01-25 21:45
M~~avu~~ika
Supreme-Machine-V22026-01-25 21:50
Akshually Mika would win because he has a crossbow and he can shoot Mavuika in the head from far away!
Richboyjoel2026-01-25 21:52
Good point!
xd_ZelnikM2026-01-25 22:23
David vs Goliath
Eastern-Yogurt89722026-01-26 01:26
Why did I read this in his voice
headphonesnotstirred2026-01-26 03:21
he's faster and can freeze his opponents
StreetWatercress86092026-01-26 08:21
he will freeze his opponent with his single 1U cryo app every 15s
Petraam2026-01-26 17:21
Mika shot first
Adventurous-Day-67382026-01-25 21:52
Mika is faster and can freeze his opponents. Unfortunately, mika is so weak that that isn't enough for him to win xd
Richboyjoel2026-01-25 21:54
Mika can snipe mavuika in the head with his crossbow. Mavuika don’t stand a chance 😤
Adventurous-Day-67382026-01-25 22:01
He'd miss a stationary target
StrongSquirrelKnight2026-01-26 01:01
Luckily mavuika isn’t stationary and thus he doesnt miss
WootyMcWoot2026-01-25 22:27
Mika has one chance to freeze every 15 seconds 🥀🥀
Adventurous-Day-67382026-01-25 22:31
And how many chances does mavuika get? That's right, zero. This is basically fraud vs EulaScam
Ktan_Dantaktee2026-01-26 00:19
Get out of my head get out of my head GET OUT OF MY HEAD
TheVagrantSeaman2026-01-25 22:09
Mika can shoot Mauvika's tires.
Ok_Shake_57152026-01-26 09:30
And puncture citlali pillow so she cant enable melt
EffectiveMirror75342026-01-25 22:19
Mika is faster and can freeze his opponents
KeyMore94222026-01-25 22:21
Mika going to kill her with his annoyingness he will bore her to death by reciting some random geographical facts
Natural_Job_97392026-01-25 22:22
nuclear bomb vs coughing baby
Orgfet2026-01-25 22:59
Yes Mika is the real nuclear bomb xD
ce1es2026-01-26 08:56
Yae Miko is the real nuclear bomb xD
almondsadnesses2026-01-25 23:36
Nuclear baby vs Coughing bomb
somewhatpickie2026-01-25 22:22
Mavuika while busy doing donuts gets sniped in the head with a crossbow.
TunaTunaLeeks2026-01-25 22:26
Mavuika gonna need some serious help to beat Mika. This is base Mika we’re talking about!!!
Xirtie2026-01-25 22:26
Capitano didn't stay long at Varka's camp because he saw Mika there.
And Varka send Mika back to defend Mondstadt by himself.
This is very obvious.
And I love Mavuika.
Blacksun3882026-01-25 22:28
Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby
Richboyjoel2026-01-26 01:14
Exactly, Mika is that hydrogen bomb!
youarenotthatguybruh2026-01-25 22:31
Varka lost against rerir , because Mika wasnt there . Now make of this info as you will
NYCHReddit2026-01-25 22:55
can't spell mavuika without mika so mika clearly the superior original
Yomikey012026-01-26 00:49
Mewtwo vs mew type sh /j
BikeSeatMaster2026-01-25 22:56
Mika no diffs
balaozuspeito2026-01-25 23:01
Mika solo
captain_skippie2026-01-25 23:07
We all saw her fight with capitano, It took her forever to land an actual hit on him. Crossbow bolt hitting her between the eyes before her hair even starts to glow.
VladDHell2026-01-25 23:08
Mika.
His elemental skill is faster and he can freeze his enemies
smallbrekfast2026-01-25 23:22
Hes not a child
mirrors82026-01-25 23:24
It’s explicitly stated in lore that Mika has Heavenly (Principles) Restriction, so you tell me.
Fluffy-Good-39242026-01-25 23:29
Just saying man Chocobo's can be vicious creatures
almondsadnesses2026-01-25 23:37
Mika. "Let's keep going, team! ☝️🤓"
No_Paint72292026-01-25 23:50
Mika. i wish i had him. he is secretly the heavenly principles
Ktan_Dantaktee2026-01-26 00:19
Mika dying would make Varka and Jean sad, which would make Klee sad, which would make Alice unhappy
Mav is toast
Cocogoat_Main2026-01-26 00:22
Foolish question.
Mauvika would adopt Mika, teach him Natlanese spear fighting, and give him rides on the Flamestrider.
MrCovell2026-01-26 00:28
Mika because he’d get to see her amazing jiggling tits as her burst vapes him for 1 mil.
cartercr2026-01-26 00:35
Mavuika claps easy. (You said wrong answers, right?)
Richboyjoel2026-01-26 00:40
Of course god of weaponry mika wipes lol
Ok_Shake_57152026-01-26 09:32
clapping mavuika is a no brainer for mika
ExceedAccel2026-01-26 00:39
Mika from Blue Archive
RenShimizu2026-01-26 00:39
Mavuika's done for, no way she can beat the chocobo.
InternationalList7382026-01-26 00:46
None of them, they scared the pigeons and killed the ducks, so the twelfth Fatui harbinger shall come to enact his revenge... Timmie
FischlInsultsMePls2026-01-26 01:04
Mika kinda low diff
D-U-R-232026-01-26 01:07
That's a spite match up! We know that Mika would one shot every character (except for Timmy, the true #1).
The only reason why Mavuika takes this is because she can melt Mika's ice!
Student-Brief2026-01-26 01:14
Varka had to send Mika back to Mondstadt so he wouldn't solo Rerir and Dottore at once, it would be too easy
GGG1002026-01-26 01:17
Mavuika can knock out Mika with a sneeze.
Childe_tagli_jax2026-01-26 01:17
Mika can one shot Mavuika using a slingshot 360 no scope.
Few-Indication63192026-01-26 01:27
I laughed stupid hard at this.
"Oh, lore wise Mavuika vs-"
*swipes the pic, exhaled entire bottle of water from nose*
"AYO, that's mad disrespectful. Why make these two chocobo fight one another"
No but seriously what the fuck lmao
According_Chain34802026-01-26 01:36
Give Mika a preparation....even batman need a preparation
Cyberpuppet2026-01-26 01:43
Mavuika wouldn't even be able to get pass his older brother Huffman before she gets to him.
NeonPalette992026-01-26 01:44
Mika is Cryo and can freeze his opponents
KingOctapus2026-01-26 01:46
Mika, he is faster and can freeze his opponents
leolancer922026-01-26 01:52
Mika pulls out his big D and makes Mavuika squirm.
Ok-Surround-72082026-01-26 01:54
Mika may have a bit of a problem dealing with the motorcycle, but would he lose? Nah, he'd win
BlxeCinna2026-01-26 02:08
Shes shivering in her thimbers alr
ezio452026-01-26 02:10
Mika is faster and can freeze Mavuika.
FuckBitchesGetJuicy2026-01-26 02:23
If you use time wizard on Mika he wins
senpai-yume-okami2026-01-26 02:47
Mika is tsarita father
Position_Waste2026-01-26 03:09
Mike can move really fast (atk spd% buff) and freeze his enemies (cryo)
Icy-Humor29072026-01-26 03:18
Idk faster and freeze his opponents or whatever
Dense-Decision91502026-01-26 03:23
Tartaglia
Jeffery_Boyardee2026-01-26 03:35
Cackling
adamant31432026-01-26 03:56
Chocobo
MegatronusPrimeZ2026-01-26 04:18
Is this the weekly Mavuika slander . I was wondering what was wrong cuz i didn't see anyone shitting on her for a a few days
Richboyjoel2026-01-26 04:55
Nah it’s not it’s just a silly little post I came up with. I actually main her and love her a lot lol
justanewgirl12026-01-26 04:23
Hydrogen Mika versus coughing mavuika
vglisten2026-01-26 04:29
idk
secretperson062026-01-26 04:39
Twinka ofc
PhiStudios_2026-01-26 04:42
Mika sweep 🗣🔥🔥
Rhuajjuu2026-01-26 04:58
TF is Mavuika doing in this situation? Driving away?
Signal_Hovercraft_662026-01-26 05:02
An old biker woman vs a phoenix?
metathesiophobic2026-01-26 05:07
Mika is a cute femboy, so i choose to lock Mavuika in a 19 hour unskippable cutscene where she is forced to OBSERVE until THE END.
SujetoBeta2026-01-26 05:28
How much prep time does Mika have?
TheUltimateWarplord2026-01-26 06:00
Mavuika vs Mika>!zuki Augus piloting Barbatos Lupus Rex!<.
Its-A_me2026-01-26 06:35
Mika this is John Marston
Corasama2026-01-26 06:41
Have you ever seen Indiana Jones ? The guy with the sword didnt win.
ShouAxo2026-01-26 06:42
Mavuika might give mima a pyro vision for the sake of making him the next pyro archon
EntertainmentIll15672026-01-26 07:36
Capitano (yes. While not getting up from his chair)
Mox_mox_moxed2026-01-26 08:19
Depends.......is Zy0x voicing Mika?
Richboyjoel2026-01-26 12:40
Perhaps.
Unequivocally-Dumb2026-01-26 08:48
Bennett cuz he’s the real pyro archon
ce1es2026-01-26 08:57
Timmie (9)
Due_StrawMany2026-01-26 09:00
Me
happybirthdayravenaj2026-01-26 09:48
Emilie
gryphon_duke2026-01-26 10:00
all mika needs to do is unplug his computer and start blooming and mavuika takes a vermillion damage
LameLaYou2026-01-26 13:02
Have you ever seen Mika and Ronova together in the same place at the same time?
Commentaires
And Varka send Mika back to defend Mondstadt by himself.
This is very obvious.
And I love Mavuika.
His elemental skill is faster and he can freeze his enemies
Mav is toast
Mauvika would adopt Mika, teach him Natlanese spear fighting, and give him rides on the Flamestrider.
The only reason why Mavuika takes this is because she can melt Mika's ice!
"Oh, lore wise Mavuika vs-"
*swipes the pic, exhaled entire bottle of water from nose*
"AYO, that's mad disrespectful. Why make these two chocobo fight one another"
No but seriously what the fuck lmao