He has to babysit Arlecchino's kids, how good would he be?
I always felt like he would be like Mydei from HSR when it comes to that.
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1DeviousDorito2026-01-28 01:08
I could see him being pretty awkward around kids. But I don't think he'd be a "bad" caretaker
ugur_tatli2026-01-28 01:08
Can he move from chair-sama?
Hot-Masterpiece43252026-01-28 01:09
yes, lets assume hes still alive
animegameman2026-01-28 04:52
I mean he is alive, just comatose like state. Pure blood khanriahns can't die
TunaTunaLeeks2026-01-28 01:44
Watch him eventually wake up and do some alpha shit like Aizen in TBW arc in Bleach.
Cheese_Grater1012026-01-28 04:09
ngl it's fucking funny how this is foreshadowed in Simulanka
A_bored_browser2026-01-28 04:19
Simulanka is the gift that keeps on giving
LivingASlothsLife2026-01-28 01:09
Probably a better dad than every other male harbinger, which tbf is a low bar.
Capitano does look after those hes responsible for
CristevePeachFan2026-01-28 01:15
But Pantalone would give them free money!… if he isn't so stingy
Spenii2026-01-28 01:32
Childe exists
joepanda1112026-01-28 01:47
*Never send a Childe to do Father’s work*
jinxedandcursed2026-01-28 04:14
The most malewife of all of the harbingers unless we get some really funny new lore about Pantalone, Pulcinella, the 10th, or Jester.
Due-Memory-69572026-01-28 07:38
I think that's called a husband.
nelflyn2026-01-28 07:55
.. and boy do I hope we do.
corecenite2026-01-28 01:32
hey now... ajax highly regard the mayor too
Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo2026-01-28 01:51
Yeah, IIRC, Childe is more trusting of Pulcinella around children than he is with Arlecchino (for obvious reason).
LivingASlothsLife2026-01-28 01:54
I don't trust him, I have a feeling that he is "looking after" Childes family as leverage over him
07u4nt2026-01-28 03:23
Highly regards the Mayor because he doesn't understand he's being threatened, according to other text.
corecenite2026-01-28 03:24
ehh~ it's the same as nazi youth when they supported hitler back then so yea
BinhTurtle2026-01-28 08:59
"The other text" and it's Hat Dude's skewed perspective on humanity. Even Columbina would choose the Mayor over the Banker if those 2 argues anytime of the day
TakeyoThissssssssss2026-01-28 03:55
And he is terrible judge of character, everything he said about his fellows Harbingers is wrong when we meet the actual person. Beside Capitano
FingerlongFish2026-01-28 01:52
Scara is a “fuck around and find out” kind of dad but would also place the children infront of danger on purpose
MrWhiteTruffle2026-01-28 02:34
Who?
EstablishmentFar49482026-01-28 02:45
Hat guy
MrWhiteTruffle2026-01-28 02:50
He’s not a harbinger though
Alctalks2026-01-28 17:19
No he wouldn't
NoOne2152026-01-28 02:49
He can’t sleep so he is perfect for watching the kids.
Kamiken2026-01-28 03:29
Well he isn’t going anywhere, that’s for sure.
The_Tizioo2026-01-28 10:57
Childe would be Great, not sure if Better, but he raises the bar a lot
cjsc90792026-01-28 01:09
If he's up and about he'd be the best. Sitting on his throne though I don't think he'd supervise well
Chromch2026-01-28 01:13
I mean he seemed mostly normal when he was alive
ResurgentClusterfuck2026-01-28 03:24
He saved Xilonen twice in the battle against the Abyss
Refff62026-01-28 01:17
Sitting on the lazy boy passed out….. oh you meant he’s alive? Probably switches up their training for the day to something he is familiar with and sets up a nice meal at the end of the day if they put in the effort.
ImTheBias2026-01-28 01:26
he gonna be that kind but stinky uncle who never showers.. unfortunately, he does, but just stinks anyway
🤣💀
FinalFantasyLord2026-01-28 02:13
Weirdly specific lol
La-Roca992026-01-28 01:30
Enters House of the Hearth
*Hmph*
The entire house is cleaned up and all of them go to bed inmediately
NeoLedah2026-01-28 01:35
Capitano Piccolo
Soren-kun2026-01-28 02:16
I see him as ororons father so I think he would be great. Would let the kids crawl all over him as he just stands there~
jotenha12026-01-28 02:34
Well, at least we know he won't fall asleep while watching them.
InukoJon2026-01-28 02:35
Tom Tucker when he was Peter’s dad
Seaglass21212026-01-28 02:58
He’d probs just sit down by the nearest table and let them do whatever… and then never get up again.
itsnotanomen2026-01-28 02:59
Dude would teach them the philosophies of war while preaching honour and duty in serving Her Majesty the Tsaritsa. Uncle Thrain would become very popular.
Curiousity10242026-01-28 03:06
Capitano taking care of kids? They'd all be a noble warrior like him for sure
DaveTheDolphin2026-01-28 03:11
He’d probably do fine to just watch them given that Arle’s kids are basically military kids. Treat em like soldiers and they’d probably respond just well enough.
I doubt he’d do well as an actual parent though. He was an honorable commander, not really a happy-go-lucky chummy dude like Varka.
ResurgentClusterfuck2026-01-28 03:22
Probably very good if a bit distant and probably formal
Ubermus_Prime2026-01-28 04:03
Probably the best Harbinger for the job.
VladDHell2026-01-28 04:17
He’d be amazing the dude is just an all around wholesome standup guy
NoteBlock082026-01-28 04:59
I feel like Capitano babysit days would just be combat training days, and then they all have a big dinner at the end of the day.
AcrobaticAd40332026-01-28 05:12
I feel like he be quite similar to Arle herself. Distanced but nothing would go wrong, the children would get what they need, fights certainly won't break out and if any outsider tries to hurt the children them then they are going 6ft under.
Confident_River_35832026-01-28 05:19
Honestly,he’d be surprisingly good at it.Strict, calm and intimidating enough that the kids would behave but still responsible.
BlackTemplarKNB2026-01-28 05:20
he will sit just fine
Frustrella2026-01-28 05:28
Like that image of the chaotic classroom that superman and wonder woman can't control but the mere presence of batman makes the kids behave
Koanos2026-01-28 05:54
Arlecchino: What do you mean everything is on fire?!
DragonlordSyed5782026-01-28 06:01
He's the closest thing to a Kevin Expy so pretty good since how long the Kaslanas were around and Star Rail supports this Phainon. Combined with his actions in Natlan I think he would do pretty well.
_ASM3_2026-01-28 06:49
Here you go:
https://youtu.be/KbK0f6tzRVk?si=gvphDfxRqttbPuWC
Your welcome
Livid_Boysenberry_582026-01-28 07:23
Better than Arlecchino.
furio7882026-01-28 09:00
He's be great, I think. I always considered kind of a 'dad' for the other Harbingers (or at least a fatherly figure that tries to keep the dumbassery of the others more or less in check)
Frigid-Kev2026-01-28 09:04
I imagine he'd be exactly the same as Piccolo
R0land-6102026-01-28 11:42
Comanderebbe tutti a bacchetta dopotutto è il comandante
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Capitano does look after those hes responsible for
🤣💀
*Hmph*
The entire house is cleaned up and all of them go to bed inmediately
I doubt he’d do well as an actual parent though. He was an honorable commander, not really a happy-go-lucky chummy dude like Varka.
https://youtu.be/KbK0f6tzRVk?si=gvphDfxRqttbPuWC
Your welcome