If being a Souls player taught me anything, is that giving people just enough freedom to share their uninhibited thoughts with others, but restricting them to only being able to use a limited number of preset phrases and sentence structures, will inevitably lead to some of the most unhinged, sometimes funny, and definitely inventive insults.
Desperate_Ant2202026-01-31 12:19
A profound lesson in human creativity.
LarryKingthe42th2026-01-31 12:19
"Dont give up,! Skeleton!"
DoshesToDoshes2026-01-31 12:46
"Try tongue but hole."
I have very vivid memories of this specific one because it was the first unhinged one I read in Dark Souls 2. It only got worse from there.
mp65212026-01-31 13:41
Try finger, but hole
_Carcinus_2026-01-31 21:14
If only I had a Giant... But Hole
Farwaters2026-01-31 22:19
I went back to play Dark Souls 3 recently and saw "If only I had a elder ring."
NeoLedah2026-01-31 13:31
Bonfire ahead, and then happiness!!
mp65212026-01-31 13:41
Behold! Dog
ANG13OK2026-01-31 20:14
Calm down Diogenes
rW0HgFyxoJhYka2026-02-01 00:42
That one was the weirdest meme from Elden Ring. Like I get it, but wow did it spread so far and wide.
It reminds me of how on reddit, the top comments are all the same shit of people who are early to the thread trying to one-up the same joke that one guy made.
IndependentRub78692026-01-31 14:10
Something about "shiny rocks" kept making me laugh so hard yesterday
holy_shell2026-01-31 14:21
Woman required ahead
Therefore you dont have the right, oh you dont have the right
Kaitzer422026-01-31 14:33
Fort, night
Farwaters2026-01-31 22:19
Grass!
TravincalPlumber2026-01-31 15:58
amazing chest ahead.
Zero5-4i2026-01-31 15:59
i know it may be childish or stupid, but I laugh every time I see "mist or beast"
jeonggukispretty2026-02-01 00:29
This one is so creative! LOL
telegetoutmyway2026-02-01 02:16
Wait can you explain it?
jeonggukispretty2026-02-01 03:29
It sounds like MrBeast, the YouTuber, when you say it out loud
telegetoutmyway2026-02-01 03:54
Ahh gotcha lol. Thats some certified brainrot!
ANG13OK2026-01-31 20:15
Busy with hydro slime
HolyBiscuit692026-01-31 23:20
Did you know...
Professional-One81312026-02-01 02:18
Mona, is that you?…
LukeDragnar2026-02-01 00:24
Try finger...
Express-Bag-39352026-02-01 03:30
I'm the one greeting with Lantern Rite and telling em my golden shrimp balls taste good. Yeah!
LarryKingthe42th2026-01-31 12:15
"Want your cat for happy birthday fireworks. *3 party poppers and zhongli drinking tea*"
RemoteDifficult65762026-01-31 12:18
Can we create “lets bloom together” or something?
VaatiMaster2102026-01-31 12:25
I saw "Let's Hydro at the same time". Wild.
panutsya2026-01-31 14:51
Lmao
LarryKingthe42th2026-01-31 12:33
Its at the same time more complex and limited then darksouls soapstone messages like you have more complex phrases but are more limited on single words so not that exact phrase but you can make some stupid messages.
"No Mora Spender near by so no cat near by" on a street with no npcs if you get me.
clouddog-1112026-01-31 13:55
😭😭😭
holy_shell2026-01-31 15:01
I keep leaving various "No beatiful white horse adept nearby, so lets double work" because I just want Zibai to descend and bless my account 🙏
Organic-Army-90462026-01-31 16:53
nilou would be pleased
HorribleDat2026-01-31 18:14
There's [Dendro] around...
So
Let's [Hydro] together.
A-Chicken2026-02-01 02:17
....I think I posted a Let's Explosive Reaction Together one.
neuvvv2026-01-31 12:22
me putting: jump, jump!
Eternal_Scara_Fan2026-01-31 15:00
Are you the guy who put the lantern on the bridge or smth?!?!
OmniOnly2026-01-31 15:57
Slide! Slide!
Redguard123452026-01-31 20:52
Jump Ju-Slide-Sli-Jump!
Embericed2026-01-31 12:36
Want attack, your shiny rocks
Relentless is great, want eat adaptus' temptation.
Detective nearby, let's escape together.
yes, absolutely
vinuvinuvinuvinu2026-01-31 12:47
Evil Diesel
Sabishi19852026-01-31 12:57
Just imagine how unhinged those messages would turn out if they'd allow us to simply type whatever we want.. 😄
Ifalna_Shayoko2026-01-31 13:00
Accounts would be banhammered left and right. :'D
Sabishi19852026-01-31 13:04
True.. but boy oh boy would it be fun! 🤣
So far I've only seen friendly messages ingame, and those are getting pretty tiresome at some point. "Good luck" here, "Wishing you good health" there.. It's nice, but also kinda boring. \^\^'
Ifalna_Shayoko2026-01-31 14:26
I did:
>Busy with Relentless Slime
>Lets double slime Mash together!
Or sth. along those lines. But I only placed it once.
Seeing the same lantern spammed all over the place is annoying.
techno_rade2026-01-31 18:30
Banhammer phighting
Cole_James_CHALMERS2026-01-31 20:38
I've been chatbanned for jokingly calling someone a scrub while we were doing a co-op Stygian session
Genshin is really family friendly smh
Absolute_Bias2026-01-31 14:06
I think that might even be tamer- here there’s no oversight because all the combinations are “safe” so people are going wild
idkwhatuserlol2026-01-31 14:12
honestly the creativity with these ones are funnier and better lol
Biscotti-That2026-01-31 12:58
I made one thinking on Kokomi for RP reasons.... now Hydro Companion sounds TERRIBLE BAD.
SmallPanda012026-01-31 13:02
I put “Your artifacts cute” and 3 Beidous laughing
jjaybuill2026-01-31 13:28
theres a lot funny combinations
Valkeyri2026-01-31 13:36
"Pleased to have met your golden auspicious treasure tree and want your golden shrimp balls" Yeah wrap it up
clouddog-1112026-01-31 13:54
I'm glad they let me keep my good fortune and family
Hot_Calligrapher73462026-01-31 14:00
How do these lanterns work? Why the wording a bit weird
AsterHelix2026-01-31 14:27
If you try to release a lantern, you go to a customization screen. You can’t type anything. Instead, you pick from a number of limited words and phrases, so it’s hard to get anything coherent across other than “happy lantern rite!”
00110001_001100102026-01-31 14:31
It's worse in other (text) languages because they don't change the word order so the syntax is all wrong
HolyBiscuit692026-01-31 14:53
Busy with your golden shrimp balls.
Express-Bag-39352026-02-01 03:32
I wrote that for sure.
Accomplished-Art19622026-01-31 15:02
I mean, I did send the most random messages I could think of. I had one that said "Hilichurl. By the way, Slime doesn't really know"
And "Sending Hilichurl to you, And Shiny Rocks is great"
red_tuna2026-01-31 15:12
Someone who played Nier Automata recently.
ViziDoodle2026-01-31 15:15
I did “Busy with Hydro Wishes,
Want The Moon”
(trying to get C2 Columbina)
StarGirlEstelle2026-01-31 18:30
Im just trying to get her to C1.
Mundane_Echo_79512026-01-31 15:42
I put lanterns next to cats and they say "Cat nearby" lol
MidnightAkane2026-01-31 19:17
Same. I also would put a lantern by the water and put hydro nearby
O_hai_imma_kil_u2026-01-31 21:09
"Hmm, yes, this water here is made of Hydro."
neptunes_pierrot2026-01-31 20:32
Lmao I'm putting them next to anything that's not a cat
drywallsmasher2026-01-31 23:06
Also same lol I pretty much just tagged all the cats and dogs with “Cat”.
Edit: also forgot the only “No cat nearby” I left on one of the decoration inverted umbrellas above a walkway.
Nitramite2026-01-31 16:24
I love it, the messages are funny and sometimes unhinged, had a lot of fun reading and making them yesterday
Orio_n2026-01-31 16:56
"Sending my Golden Shrimp Balls to you, And lets relentless Slime mash now"
Nah this probably the best event so far
Pepps-2026-01-31 16:59
A rather tame rejection if you ask me
DJR3van2026-01-31 17:21
Golden Shrimp Balls! That and only that.
Mox_mox_moxed2026-01-31 17:33
I hope I don't get labelled for this, but I saw a 'Let's slime together, My Golden Shrimp Balls Nearby'
RemoteDifficult65762026-01-31 17:34
👅👅
DoshesToDoshes2026-01-31 17:39
I went to the cat in front of Hu Tao's funeral parlour and wrote "Cat".
Desperate_Yellow_4982026-01-31 17:45
I just put "cat" near a dog. Yes I think I'm funny.
I_Was_At_The_Center_2026-01-31 23:00
Darksouls but in reverse???
shinsaku892026-01-31 18:01
"Let's slime mash together"
*Sending it to Fischl and Hu Tao*
LittleMissCandyPop2026-01-31 18:31
I will continue to place the dumbest messages. You're the strong welcome.
RemoteDifficult65762026-01-31 18:32
I hope I find urs in my world
REVRYOU2026-01-31 18:40
Want you
But
Story doesn't know
staz672026-01-31 18:40
It's funny because i think they just translated in different language word for word and in french all sentences are so wrong it doesn't mean anything.
Cocoatrice2026-01-31 19:16
There is a lot of cringe players in the game. It's funny when they are joking, like "jump" or stuff. But when they are making sexual jokes or negative stuff like this one in the post, they think they are funny, but it's, at best, kindergarten level humor.
RemoteDifficult65762026-01-31 19:19
Fr bro it’s so cringe so unfunny 😥😥😔😔
proud_205_owner2026-01-31 19:18
its a peak idea lmoa
Classic-Guess9762026-01-31 20:38
My lantern yesterday said:
"Hoping to spend the lantern rite with you Beautiful Companion.
By the way,
Let's happy slime mash together"
Sweetnfungrl2026-01-31 20:49
that's anonymity for you
AnunmoldedlumpofClay2026-01-31 21:17
I just keep putting lanterns saying “slime, slime”
JustKoiru2026-01-31 21:34
Try finger, but hole
RemoteDifficult65762026-02-01 01:02
Damn, this one’s good
Farwaters2026-01-31 22:21
I think mine says "Hydro slime nearby. So glad I got to see a hydro slime."
makkrimson2026-01-31 23:27
Want companionship, do not want you 😆
OsirusBrisbane2026-02-01 00:20
I've enjoyed sending:
"Do not want Normal, so looking forward to spending Lantern Rite with you, Difficult!"
And also spamming:
"Sending you Relentless Xiao Lanterns" on like 5 in a row on the bridge.
And occasionally to be helpful when there's a fortune tree nearby:
"Auspicious Treasure Tree, by the way"
drop-pop-potato2026-02-01 00:32
I only put unhinged messages on mine but most of what I get are the usual wholesome ones.
Denoss2026-02-01 01:58
The worst she can say is no
Quiet_Assistance59512026-02-01 02:09
I went to Ying'er and placed a flashlight that said 'run away'.
Resident-Sun-11102026-02-01 02:11
“Want difficult wishes for you”
Yuki-jou2026-02-01 02:34
I’ve been going with a simple “Sending you Shiny Rocks for Wishes”
KyleM2032026-02-01 07:24
Busy with Hydro Slime
Kuro_Neko212026-02-01 11:07
Saw a lantern at the bridge with the Message "Jump"
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I have very vivid memories of this specific one because it was the first unhinged one I read in Dark Souls 2. It only got worse from there.
It reminds me of how on reddit, the top comments are all the same shit of people who are early to the thread trying to one-up the same joke that one guy made.
Therefore you dont have the right, oh you dont have the right
"No Mora Spender near by so no cat near by" on a street with no npcs if you get me.
So
Let's [Hydro] together.
Relentless is great, want eat adaptus' temptation.
Detective nearby, let's escape together.
yes, absolutely
So far I've only seen friendly messages ingame, and those are getting pretty tiresome at some point. "Good luck" here, "Wishing you good health" there.. It's nice, but also kinda boring. \^\^'
>Busy with Relentless Slime
>Lets double slime Mash together!
Or sth. along those lines. But I only placed it once.
Seeing the same lantern spammed all over the place is annoying.
Genshin is really family friendly smh
And "Sending Hilichurl to you, And Shiny Rocks is great"
Want The Moon”
(trying to get C2 Columbina)
Edit: also forgot the only “No cat nearby” I left on one of the decoration inverted umbrellas above a walkway.
Nah this probably the best event so far
*Sending it to Fischl and Hu Tao*
But
Story doesn't know
"Hoping to spend the lantern rite with you Beautiful Companion.
By the way,
Let's happy slime mash together"
"Do not want Normal, so looking forward to spending Lantern Rite with you, Difficult!"
And also spamming:
"Sending you Relentless Xiao Lanterns" on like 5 in a row on the bridge.
And occasionally to be helpful when there's a fortune tree nearby:
"Auspicious Treasure Tree, by the way"