Bro was too upfront... he should had tried those moves made by some Male birds first before asking.
ImaginationNo80082026-02-01 05:29
All I can imagine is that video of a bird wanting to smash another bird named Becky
Burntoastedbutter2026-02-01 07:26
Becky let me smash
night_fury00k2026-02-01 09:21
"Here is a cool nest and i can dance"
*InserttoothlesscourtingdanceGif*
pontus5552026-02-01 12:22
Tbh, Birds of Paradise dance better than 99.9% of people in nightclubs, that is including the birds that fail.
bryn_irl2026-02-01 18:11
[for the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/-TcLxlkc2pA)
ComplexCollection5792026-02-01 12:00
to be fair, he also asked the questions in the wrong order...
rW0HgFyxoJhYka2026-02-02 03:45
Flashback to the liyue commission quest where you gotta look at some leaves, some birds, some cats and dogs, to determine.
Oh fuck, as I was typing this I realized this was Zhihua's commission. FIVE YEARS
grumpykruppy2026-02-01 04:10
This was *entirely* his fault, she's been trying to let him down gently for five years now.
maru-senn2026-02-01 04:23
Will he finally leave me alone now?
kidanokun2026-02-01 05:39
Average male experience who doesn't have the MC perks
Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo2026-02-01 06:23
Nah, he and Albert just need to know when to quit and how to take no for an answer.
My man Timaeus (and the Northland bank guard) is far from an MC and he knows what's up.
JonFawkes2026-02-01 07:16
I hope we get another scene of Timaeus and Yinger together
Beneficial-Pie-71892026-02-01 07:32
Timaeus, Northland Bank Employee, That scientist male employee in Fortress of Meropide who rizzed his coworker, that one NPC dating women from Liyue, Inazuma and Sumeru: Bruh....skill issue! Git gud!
kidanokun2026-02-01 07:35
tbf, these dudes arent pure average joes either.. just looked average when compared to Aether
Cold-Olive12492026-02-01 09:06
Lmao. Jurieu and Lourvine.
They radiate literal Married Couple Energy who genuienely love and care about the other but their egos just won't let them say it out to the other😂😂😂
AdministrativeShip22026-02-01 09:55
Even Chaoxi, know how to date women.
Godwin and Glory too.
Both terrible people though.
StephanMok11232026-02-01 06:42
Isn't this that delulu mf from "A Good Sign" Commission series that locks 2 Achievements behind getting all 5 events and ruining 4 of them respectively?
Yeah he deserved this. Stupid lame ass delulu weirdo who gave me such a hard time on my Achievement hunting journey
Burntoastedbutter2026-02-01 07:27
IT IS! I hate that guy so much and those damn commissions! 😂
dualdee2026-02-01 11:47
Wait is *that* why I keep getting him?
meninosungi2026-02-01 12:30
OH IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER, ok i don't need to be sorry then, i hate this guy
Xiao-Kerain2026-02-01 06:50
Damn that's r/kitchencels right there
blank_20072026-02-01 07:08
isnt she the girl who traveler said smelled nice, and she folded? or is that some other npc
Lacky_Panda052026-02-01 08:01
Thats Ying'er
blank_20072026-02-01 14:29
no i remember there was a small quest with this girl, or one that look similar. not Ying'er
mahiiin972026-02-01 08:01
i mean he shouldn't have been so pushy
DemonX10202026-02-01 08:30
ALL OF THOSE TIMES I FOUND GOOD SIGNS FOR YOU AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS???
WELP YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW
ThFenixDown2026-02-01 08:31
i mean he kept going after a clear and direct no, some people need to learn to take no for an answer
a-snakey2026-02-01 09:48
Reminds me of high school when I asked a girl out and she said no so I moved on and dated a girl that asked me out. She got mad at me because I didnt keep trying. Im like you said "no" so you shouldn't have said no if you wanted to date...
sugarpopkitty2026-02-01 23:07
eh, that was her fault for being immature. and it was in high school.
most people mean it when they say no
Matty1Ben2026-02-01 08:57
he still at it, even after 5 years, thats both dedication and a lost cause, dude needs to put that dedication to another girl
Ann2426292026-02-01 13:14
That is nit dedication. That is straight up harassment
Niklear2026-02-01 09:23
This is just the NPC vs Varka HR meme playing out.
BlueRose6442026-02-01 09:37
Columbina hovering right behind them and listening in feels lore accurate.
Khelthuzaad2026-02-01 11:02
Then she is trolling accepting the marriage proposal
Omniholic-2026-02-01 21:33
I have a feeling Columbina and Nahida would get along lol
rW0HgFyxoJhYka2026-02-02 03:45
Nahida: "Ive seen Traveler dooki"
Columbina: "I will pay you 2 bread to describe this to me in details or I can tell you what their spaceship looks like"
imnotthinkinghard2026-02-01 11:34
Daily comms guy couldn't find love, is love even real? 😔
Unnamed_jedi2026-02-01 11:51
Well thats on him. I would call someone too. Wtf. He asked to marry before a date and she said no because who does that? And then he goes are you free tonight snd honestly with a guy whos bigger and stronger I'd also call help
Cold_Introduction5002026-02-01 12:12
In real life, women got killed just by saying no to these losers so her calling the guards is absolutely justified.
BlueHeartbeat2026-02-01 12:19
She's absolutely in the right here.
Curlyzed2026-02-01 14:49
My love story in a nutshell
ReasonablyCreamy2026-02-01 15:47
I would call the guards too…
DaymD2026-02-01 18:03
Is that the "go fetch me some signs" dude ? I hope it is.
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*InserttoothlesscourtingdanceGif*
Oh fuck, as I was typing this I realized this was Zhihua's commission. FIVE YEARS
My man Timaeus (and the Northland bank guard) is far from an MC and he knows what's up.
They radiate literal Married Couple Energy who genuienely love and care about the other but their egos just won't let them say it out to the other😂😂😂
Godwin and Glory too.
Both terrible people though.
Yeah he deserved this. Stupid lame ass delulu weirdo who gave me such a hard time on my Achievement hunting journey
WELP YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW
most people mean it when they say no
Columbina: "I will pay you 2 bread to describe this to me in details or I can tell you what their spaceship looks like"
Bro didnt take it gracefully